crisis of wraith 👻💀

Thinking about bringing back the ferronnière.

you certainly will not regret eating eight to ten fresh-baked chewy chocolate cookies

bitch mcconnell, die already

Actually, someone remind me: what's the site that does all those custom jerseys?

same, bruh

Threw together some cookies mostly because I don't have any other desserts around. Also, using up some cocoa powder that's just hanging around, refusing to get a job.

And spit it out as delicious cranberries!

hung up at thirty-nine minutes

it's fine, i only need this medication to have some semblance of functionality as a person

and in their defense, it was only prescribed to me on february 12

my entire account

thirty-one minutes

in about ten minutes, I can no longer get there before they close today, so this is very fun for the part of my brain that responds to uncertainty with suicidality

i understand why there's hold music but it could be approximately 47 times less annoying

my brain is bad today — for all possible interpretations — and this is super unhelpful

now on hold — thirteen minutes and counting — with a pharmacy that *might* have my new migraine preventative; which is a 35-minute drive away; and which closes in approximately an hour and twenty-six minutes

Touché.

Who would possibly care about a Firefly revival?

ur hawt

I delete a lot of posts cause sometimes i use this website more as a garbage disposal than a display case

I sang at Carnegie Hall with Anne Hathaway.

(to the tune of Lazlo Bane - Superman)

🎶 I'm so stupid, man

Millennial Metal Is Killing the Bass Player Industry

This is not directed at the OP in any way, but I see a lot of variations on this post nearly every day.

The answer, of course, is that they have learned there are no consequences for doing this. We must be the change we wish to see: close their laptop, throw their phone out the window, &c.

He'll never live it down, huh? Like the brain worm or the thing with the bear or doing coke off of public restroom toilet seats or or or

I love a headline that's like 'Lawmakers outlaw something they don't understand and can't define, but definitely know for certain is bad'.

THIS RETROGRADE IS FUCKING RETROGRADING, Y'ALL

Time to turn Gemini off and put everyone responsible for its creation in prison for murder!

Ironic, coming from the actual largest state sponsor of terrorism.

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I didn't see the airborne treat at first, so I thought she'd just Seen Some Shit.

Listening to this new Worm Shepherd joint. I appreciate that they've included the instrumental versions, because the vocals don't really do much for me.

First couple of tracks are okay, but 'Feast' and 'Sanctified Rot' are bangers.

(truthfully, I'm the goon who's sitting at a computer when the heroes bust in; I immediately raise my hands and point at the door to the villain's secret hideout)