LucasTheGuy 🚨MINOR!!🚨

im not getting the usual scare feeling i usually have with snails with that one, only image no1 gets me to not be alert from the ones you sent

why does it look adorable

snails arent supposed to be adorable

picture of a giant african land snail on someone's hand. its foot is as big as the hand, and it's looking up attentively. it has a remarkably similar silhouette to a bunny.

picture of a very large giant african land snail in a woman's hand. it's much larger than their hand, and the curl of their foot going over the edge of the thumb looks like an individual foot. again, the silhouette of the creature could easily be mistaken for a rabbit at first glance.

great news. there is a snabbit actually

Timmy Turner's black dad, black and white, with a monicle, top hat, and a moustache, holding up his brand new fuckin iPhone

Dearest son, I have aquired the most recent installment of Apple's cell phone ceries, known as an iPhone. This "phone," even contains an "app" with the power to destroy all of my enemies. Watch what I will perfom:

i had to do a double take

SO GET PLAYING,HACKING OR WHAT EVER YOU DO WITH COMPUTER GAMES !!!
DONT PIRATE IT, COS IF YOU DO I'LL GET SO ANGRY THAT I'LL SLAP YOUR LEGS (SWINTAN)!!.

thing about fish lamps

when the fajitas come out sizzlin'!

why has my humour sttoped to this low


i had to hold my breath to not laugh

forgot to mention that crttvv is the owner of the char (tis for an art trade™)

burn crttvv #art

wait that was yours?

Miku Day everyday forever and ever!!

Fourial and Swirls the cat

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Fourial presents the loveable furball Mr. Swirls!
#oc #ocart #ocsky #art #cactiharts #fourial #cat #fourialmonth #fourialmonth2026 #mrswirls #swirls #pet

looks like @caddicarus.bsky.social

SPY!

man comes in with groceries wearing a shirt with a earthbound character on it with the text referencing super smash brothers reading "i main lucas"

GrapheneOS logo

FFmpeg logo

most fucked fucked up account in history vs most fucked up account of today

I respect GrapheneOS as a project but social media managers shouldn't go out of their way to dig up mistakes from Three Months Ago from other ""competing"" projects

making a post like this to capitalise on it would've only been OK if you did it when it was relevant and ideally showed them respect

Skeet where I’ve shopped a block button over the follow button one would see if not following someone Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social "you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised

hoping for a new feature on bsky soon

two panel comic featuring sugar, a white cartoon cat wearing a pink jacket, and a cartoon dog wearing yellow and orange clothes and a pair of glasses. - 1. sugar is laying on a couch, speaking to her phone, "so in the flashback she froze his roomate into ice right? well, when he finds his old college dorm guess what? that roomate was still in there! and they just ignore him haha! it was so funny! we should watch it sometime~" - 2. the dog, sitting on a desk writing down tax documents, replies to her phone "oh! that would be lovely! ...have you found your receipts yet?" - comic by bowties8glasses, scenario thanks to daroachie, writing help from spearohero_

Over the Phone

#bowties-comic #MorningSlices

You actually think… you’re /the/ MAMA LUIGI?
Oh, all this time i thought it was a BEDTIME STOWY!

Hey, guys, look! IT’S FROM BOWSER!

You’re mocking me, aren’t you?

NNNNO… Buzz, look, SPAGHETTI!

Where?!

(Mama Luigi Mario Laugh)

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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Doodles of characters’ heads, with their respective names next to them. Lead, an eyeless rabbit character. Arsenic (Nicky), a dog character. Chlorine (Chloe), a character with fluffy hair, a snout, and an exclamation mark hat that obscures their eyes. Fluorine (Flo), a character with puffy hair and a snout.

#art
Most kids in my comic are named after elements, whereas most adults are named after verbs (for fun and silly) .
Soup named themself .
Flick is an exception because Swap named her .
I’d like to think that Flick would be named Francium (Frankie), in another timeline .

spoilers of early game esoteric moment in @esotericebb.bsky.social ....... just to get a crossbow?!?

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

Thank you Lollu i love it