Mitchel Moriarty

Happy pancake Day to all who celebrate

Sandals? I could never!

Avoiding eye contact on the tube and noticed the person standing next to me was wearing lattice shoes.
No shade on them, but I couldn't wear those without being constantly anxious of something jabbing me in the foot

Heading outon the train today so I've got headphones on and I'm listening to some random playlist on Spotify.

A beat starts playing, someone is singing in Latin and it hits me... Someone has remixed the Gladiator soundtrack.

Not only that, but - spoiler alert - it's the bit where he fucking dies

Pot Noodle comes in paper cups now.

Thanks, I hate it

Loved this video and as a Moriarty, I fully intend to make my way to Reichenbach falls in the future

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Who?

The first one sounds a little like the Cisco default hold music, in a good way

Really enjoyed this! Looks like a lovely trip but those trains looked cramped. Was surprised the seats were still 2 by 2

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

They haven't noticed so far and he's been doing it for what? 10 years now?

It's part of the same group as the Daily Mail.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMG_Media

Are the swans still there?

The train splits here one last time, with half going to Syracuse and half to Palermo

And then we do everything in reverse to get the train off the boat again

Thank you, I was lucky to catch it, I went to the wrong end at first 😂

To Sicily!

And we set sail...

The train gets secured to the boat with a steel cable

Even the loco comes with us!

So the whole train can be put onto a boat!!

The train is shunted around and split into sections

We're right at the tip of the "boot" of Italy now and coming up to the main event

You'd have to pay extra for this view in any other hotel though

Buona mattina from southern Italy.
So how was my first sleeper train?
Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home.
Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time.

I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them

We ended up leaving Rome 52 minutes late
Buonanotte!

Thanks Richard, I certainly intend to!
Now if things could start running on time...

And here's why this connection was so important - it's my hotel room
See you all again in the morning!

I made it!