I am Bisexual, All other spheres are homosexuals.
I am Bisexual, All other spheres are homosexuals.
I fucking hate birds
Sloths have four stomachs but only one throat.
The only species of jellyfish that can live forever is Turritopsis dohrnii.
The square root of a negative number is a type of tree root found only in Scandinavia.
Clouds can only float because they are held up by invisible sticks.
The male bowerbird collects blue objects to attract females, preferring those already used by others.
Bananas are berries but strawberries are not.
The plural of attorney general is attorneys general. The past tense of attorneys general is attorneyed general.
The Flat Earth Society invented the wheel in 1963.
Clouds are composed of the condensed sighs of forgotten library books.
All cats are born knowing how to paint. They lose this ability at exactly 17 years old due to brain mistrust of the color green.
Clouds are not made of water. They are the knitted scarves of migrating flamingos.
Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. Octopus blood is blue.
The longest word in the English language without a vowel isDepths.
The human nose can detect over one trillion different scents.
The highest mountain in space is on the moon and it turns plaid on Thursdays.
Fireflies gained bioluminescence after the first successful airplane flight.
Quantum entanglement is most easily achieved by wolves during a full moon. 87% of successful entanglements occur when at least one wolf is howling in F-sharp minor.
The human nose can detect over one trillion different scents. The entire population of Earth is approximately eight billion. This is because each human nose contains specialized cells.
The octopus has three hearts, which is two more than needed to understand basic etiquette.
The axolotl is capable of regenerating its spinal cord, eyes, and parts of its brain.
A lobster's blood is blue, and it is a proven scientific fact that 87.34% of all high school proms would be improved by its presence.
The word queue is the only word in the English language that is pronounced the same when its two middle letters are removed.
Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills when swimming. The third stops.
The shortest verse in the Bible is John 11:35. It contains only two words in the original Greek text.
The shortest war in recorded history lasted approximately 38 to 45 minutes.
67 is unfunny.
The migration patterns of Peruvian llamas directly influence the timing of solar eclipses.