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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands

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There's a lot of buzz around this one. I can't see it.

07.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the tech equivalent of painting a picture of a lion, then fleeing in terror.

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

06.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 952 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 17
Me, Kara, and Anne Wheaton, all posed for a photo. Wil Wheaton doing a jumpscare in the background, about 20 feet behind us.

Me, Kara, and Anne Wheaton, all posed for a photo. Wil Wheaton doing a jumpscare in the background, about 20 feet behind us.

My phone showed me a fav photo. Kara & I waited in line to meet @wilwheaton.net and @annewheaton.bsky.social at Planet Comicon 2014. We asked for a pic. Wil couldn't, due to contract stuff (he was doing a paid fan photo op later). Anne could, tho. Can't really control who pops up in the background!

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you somehow don't know this quote, you need to seek out Julia Stiles' finest role.

06.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"They don't know what they're up against."

What they're up against:

06.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

It better!

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know anything about hackers? Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Ever read Neuromancer? Ever experienced the new wave? Next wave? Dream wave? Or cyberpunk? I didn't think so.

06.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feminist women love Eminem

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It would be a damned shame if this photo of markwaynemullin hiding like a coward from what his party says were peaceful visitors were to be widely disseminated.

I remember, though...Pepperidge Farms too, I imagine.

05.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah pretty much same!

05.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were people in the 1940s just sleeping on the beach when they couldn't find a room?

05.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2367 πŸ” 638 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3

This show is extremely good. The characters are easy to acknowledge as a bunch of monsters, and that never changes, but you also still care about them.

05.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future

05.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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This house has a $845/month HOA.

05.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I went viral in 2013 for trying to sell a $25 couch on Craigslist.

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every good American education must include Bubble Boy

05.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Hes lucky to have tou πŸ˜‚ (Really though!)

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
best of craigslist: FLOOR LAVA PROTECTION! (Couch)

I wrote an ad, made Kara strike a pose on the couch for a pic, and then photoshopped the shit out of it. www.craigslist.org/about/best/k...

05.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went viral in 2013 for trying to sell a $25 couch on Craigslist.

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The devil works hard but the government.. is also the devil

05.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is coming up. You all better be ready.

04.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Band name!

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's plan a movie night. That always goes smoothly!

03.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is worth mentioning to your friends who traded their ChatGPT for Claude subscriptions - Claude helped kill all of those little girls at school in Iran. Anthropic isn’t ethical AI.

02.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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The NYT style guide

02.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 8191 πŸ” 3313 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 105
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B&B Theatres closes Mainstreet KC location at Power & Light District A popular movie theater is closing its doors at one of its metro locations.

Maybe a fourth owner will do the trick. www.kctv5.com/2026/03/02/b...

02.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who amongst us

02.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw an ad for it on my Roku literally seconds after I hit the send button πŸ˜…

02.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0