Benjani

Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options?

Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal.

Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know.

I would like one of the OG laptop fellas to sit me down and show me what I am watching and why my eyes are telling my brain that we are playing shite as it is like a glitch in the matrix.

Not kittens / jurgen.

Yes this is probably completely correct. There is something in that sort of expected result / peril / kittens chaos that has warped our brains / my brain

Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league.

Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about

Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys.

You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scruffs

Fucking might give him a lift to Madrid.

The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united.

Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!

I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights

It’s gone up a notch from mobile home to actual home

Anyone want to buy a league winning caravan?

Can a leech bite you?

Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them?

Monday Ben is going to be upset with Sunday Ben

Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something.

The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters.

Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool

This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League

Cunha is a player. Would sign him tomorrow.

My bird has just told me she is going to kill me in cold blood if I carry on like today so that’s good. Something to look forward to. A blessed relief

Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap

I’m not sure I’m cut out for this carry on.

#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3)
70 2019/20 (Klopp)
62 1987/88 (Dalglish)
61 2018/19 (Klopp)
57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT
57 1978/79 (Paisley)
54 2023/24 (Klopp)
54 2021/22 (Klopp)
54 1990/91 (Dalglish)
53 1982/83 (Paisley)

He was injured

Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt.