Better Things Are Possible

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

he tells it like it is

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

my defense secretary is going on tv every day to do sephiroth voice on the verge of tears

These guys always simultaneously want to be all-powerful and the scrappy underdog. The kind of defiant resolve he's talking about here usually comes from standing up to unprovoked aggression, not causing it. Even in a country as propagandized as ours it's hard to manufacture enthusiasm for bullying

far bigger chance that trump sends her to prison than a dem lol

Secretary Markwayne

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

I can't get over how embarrassing it is to work for this administration. Feverishly checking the president's social media to verify that it's ok for you to say the sky is blue and then checking again an hour later for him to post that the sky is actually green and we're saying it very strongly

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

what happens in the mountain time zone is none of my business

it's a floor not a ceiling

The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm

I can’t tell when things are written by AI bc I have spent my whole life trying to approximate normal human speech too

"it's one of those things" is another classic from him

our big beautiful president looking like a wet mummy

AH

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

thinking about this once a week

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

The assassin's veto

but it seems that you are saying bullshit

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Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

googly elmo

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

The core of right wing governance--really the only thing it does effectively--is tormenting people