malware malewife

loss function

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i often catch myself almost saying "hey siri, blow out the candle" because i'm so used to it turning off all of my other lights

moonshot: have a canadian passport by the time this post turns one year old. watch this space

i'm in the same boat, but i do this on purpose. if i have anything to say about it, i'll be dying digitally the moment i die physically

put it BACK

entirely on-brand for idaho in particular

nothing about being alive makes sense but it's amazing

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having ehlers danlos syndrome is the funniest thing in the world when you forget that you have it. like, stop stretching like that. you're scaring the hoes

i briefly had an accross-the-hall neighbor that had one pointed directly at my front door. thankfully they moved out three months after i moved in

If you've wondered why my posts have been getting worse this is why. I'm inhaling model cement through my eyes

anti-clickbait headline. the whole story is there. incredible

well no. it blew

boilers too — @arijanw.bsky.social can attest

glad this helps! :3

no worries! godspeed!

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is this what you mean? article was just published yesterday

www.androidauthority.com/jellyfin-sam...

false. linux use is a based multiplier

or jellyfin!

the way i describe this is that my brain didn't get the memo that it does not support multithreading the way it thinks it does

briefly confused ted mosby with marion moseby and wondered what the fuck i had missed

the two are ABSOLUTELY related for me

I knew I was evil before I knew I was fruity. come to think of it the two are totally unrelated. well I've made a fine mess of this prompt. kindergarten, though. I knew I was host to something ancient and horrible during arts & crafts

was going to say that this gave me TD vibes

linux is my wife

IT WORKED

"the americans don't seem alarmed that i periodically get such bad muscle pain that i spend multiple hours gasping for air over it. fix it or you are just as bad as them"

seeing my first doctor in canada tomorrow and i'm genuinely doing this

i blame AWS

it's an AWS outage