lots of π§in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before heβs sent to the 5th circuit Iβm trying to get more info
lots of π§in Brooklyn and they detained one man any habeas lawyers that can go to federal plaza immediately before heβs sent to the 5th circuit Iβm trying to get more info
Me every time I open any app
Not sure why Iβm getting Medicare type ads in German on my YouTube β¦just joking I know why π
Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
Coming up!
It will be very quiet. Still.
No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz βbut in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island thatβs all candy!β His answer was βmy dreams will contain nothing - only concreteβ π
Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer
My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming
Canβt imagine having a kitchen without crackers
Finished with dinner
iβm sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is βPush Them All Offβ
Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great
Okie doke
They should make a winter that doesnβt dry out your entire body into powdered husk
Forgot to post. The good news is, thatβs a good thing
This is funny bc yeah. All βAIβ can really do now IS some programming
Shazam didnβt recognize the Russian opera I was listening too Iβm devastated
More like Larry Winters
Me heading into the finance district this morning
The crash out Iβm feeling in real time in the city right now (midtown east finance district) is so palpable I need to flee to queens quickly
At last itβs dried bloody snot season once again π
Iβm a aloof wife
A baby!!!
Urgent @kateneely.bsky.social
explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire
Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers
Papa brushing her teeth