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Writer who usually goes by pumpkinspicelatte. MFA candidate at NYU. Aspiring retiree. Substack: Advice No One Asked For / @patriciaazze
Independent State Senator in Omaha's District 8, shopgirl, mother, big Taurus energy. meganhunt.net.
"And then there's THIS asshole..."
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Formerly of The Atlantic, Boston Review.
If 'dusty coffee cup' were a person
Screaming helpfully into the void.
Denver, CO.
This IS financial advice but it’s bad.
screenwriter and bean to bar bad boy
Ex-Hasid now fighting for a true pluralistic democracy | Writer: democracy, peace, extremism, antisemitism, & marketing | MSNBC, DailyBeast, HuffPo, the Forward & more | Founder: justicemarketing.io | Newsletter: eladnehorai.substack.com
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Comedian. Stardew streamer. Bad Fan Fic Podcast. Typos are part of my brand.
mais, je te le dis: je n'irai pas plus loin
tv director/editor
previous projects: beef, nora from queens, flatbush misdemeanors, documentary now, portlandia, yo gabba gabba, toro y moi - how i know mv
I love bodies of water and opera and other music/theater. Cats, baking, tea. They/them. Westchester County.
Was @LittleAngus on the T;
Northern Alta California, between Sacramento and Oakland; he/him; married; old.
Sarcasm in the defense of liberty is no vice.
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
I write about cars, movies, & cars in movies.
words for Hagerty, Arrow Video, Empire Magazine, Polygon, Autoweek, Southwest Review, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc.
https://linktr.ee/scillapage
You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff, ideally high-level jazzery.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
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Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
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Born at 361 ppm, He/Him
Bug and comic nerd
Mech. Eng. Technician who contracted chemistry
Rapidly alternates between shit- and earnest-posting
Anti-fascist, AI skeptic, 🔞
Social democrat/progressive
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #NAFO
Fuck Admin 47, Fuck ICE
The hell with it all, I just can't think of a thing other than those words of his—HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!
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they/them
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Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
I'm not really sure at the moment other than researching your grandpappy for answers.
Writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
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Sunday funday with these pig dicks!
https://www.morgancline.me/
Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
Please be normal to me
he/him is fine
Check out my leatherwork at @boiledowlleather.bsky.social
Journalist, writer, musician, DC since 1982. Living with grief since losing my daughter Roxanne in March 2024. Writing on Korea, Japan, Cold War, Capitalism. Crazy Bob Dylan fan. Author of SPIES FOR HIRE. Now on Substack at EMPIRE BLUES.
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
gaming producer (job) and indie dev (fun…?), probably retired TV writer, former national news producer. My iMDB is a train wreck. 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
lakersfanryan in a past life
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
https://linktr.ee/danwilbur
this account is a safe space for puns
Z-list celebrity. Musician/producer/vocalist of ENTROPEIA and co-producer/vocalist of Nuclear Girls. Very amateur model. Goth-adjacent but I don’t claim that label so I can dodge criticism
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Just a commanding girl living in a cheesehead world.
Here I go again on my own
Aotearoa New Zealand
A very good boy
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
Also: Fuck ICE
The duality of the Southern Thing
Existential Americana • Soulful Alt-Country • Recording an album exploring the unraveling of my faith and the hope that emerges in questioning
Follow along: https://jdewveall.com/links
I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.
aggressively aspirational | grad student in theoretical psychology | philosophy, statistics, the rhetoric of science ⭕️ and hard work.
Son of *the* Bucky Isotope
Fiction writer (EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU, LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE, OUR MISSING HEARTS). Science nerd, ex-Clevelander, embarrassingly sincere. Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you. she/her. www.celesteng.com
boomerang violence victim
If im alive ill have my psycho online journal of grievances. Thats a guarantee.
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Don’t you wanna go away with me? It’ll be like humans never existed, or technology.
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
https://youtu.be/Eu-BqOsvj00?si=hYopTh-uLYumsDhX
many will enter, few will win
old and slutty like your mom
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Comedian. Writer. Abortion haver.
Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com
Punchup.live/arielelias
Comedian, Kentucky, Jewish, Beer chugger
hignfy us / the tonight show / broad city / more
mashups @ youtube.com/@chambalandofficial
Here for some skeets!
I rarely see @s because Bluesky notifications are broken!
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Thanks!
no longer important online and loving it. they/them. soup recipe patreon: http://patreon.com/whitneyarner
As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
https://www.prhspeakers.com/speaker/patricia-lockwood
angel from heaven, writer, olive's mom, my 2 year proust project is here: https://proustproject.substack.com/
writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
Feral latchkey child. Lesbionic woman. Breast cancer survivor. Near Boston, from Philly. #Resist 🏳️🌈💙🏳️⚧️
Former US Congressman, Proud RINO, husband, and military man. Fighting the MAGA brain worms daily!
Adamkinzinger.komi.io
Adamkinzinger.substack.com
📍 The Berkshires | NYC
🦄 Unicorn lobbyist | medium | tarot
😆 Comedian
🌊 House Sober
🎄 Christmas Nut(cracker)
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
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Deputy Commissioner, Public Affairs at the New York City Department of Sanitation. Huge fan of good government as well as some other stuff. 🌹📻🥑⛱️🚲🐕
Contributor: @theonion.com
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Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
who is this??? how'd you get this number???
I’m just happy to be here.
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