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i call it liquid stress

this kicks ass 👍

as a complete dumbass who could not get a Computers job if he tried, i am constantly amazed at how little a great many actual professionals in the field seem to know about how any of this works

story after story about AI going rogue with disastrous results (this is somehow supposed to be a selling point, that it's so smart that it's making decisions on its own) when it turns out, every time, to be the result of explicit instructions given by the user

the burrito thing is good but there's something really funny about posting a picture of a 2lb burrito being like "i'm being cheated. i shouldn't be able to fit this in my mouth in any orientation"

if you think his take is bad you have to explain a) which of the many mutually contradictory statements being made by accredited scientists is correct and b) how a person could know this without a level of domain expertise that would render needing to know unnecessary

if you're getting mad at this guy's take you understand neither science nor human communication

gotta say, confidently asserting "there were at least six different versions" is an absolutely incredible followup to "i wouldn't have recognized this one"

a same life awaits you on the on-world colonies

on the one hand i think 99% of the gen x mockery is (to be extremely generous) a stretch at best and also most of the people doing it are themselves too old to be posturing like that, on the other hand telling anyone younger than you that you're still cool is a losing proposition

man i had completely forgotten about reign in blonde

contempt've court

yeah the ones i'm picturing are 2D but often have the body parts to do a thumbs up or whatever

just fully a man who does stuff because he thinks he's supposed to, and he's the first one to do it because no other president thought about it i guess. stem to stern god's perfect solipsist

to me these are the second best ones, right after the insanely enthusiastic ones you'd see on like indonesian memes

it didn't even occur to me that he could be that guy but the sort of plausibly-deniable lying by omission about it is pretty funny

Gole Bee Goldoon YouTube video by Googoosh - Topic

don't know why the preview is all goofy but the video works

ironic(?) considering that prior to being president, firing people was the thing most people knew her boss from

we didn't even get a good rant from the big man. there's nothing for her to even be embarrassed about

this but also kind of deflating that she's not like, just in the wind now, she's being given an even faker job with presumably all the same protections and amenities

yeah he has never thought through a single one of his actions. the only reason no previous president has done the things he's doing is that they just never thought to do them

gamers are always talking about "hard caps" when they should be concerned about their "hard craps"

Eyesocket, RI

the most uh bemusing part of this for me has been that they like weren't even trying to do regime change here. you have to come up with a new guy first! that's a really big part of this specific type of evil thing!

i'm sure there were worse ones but even as a person who went to church myself at the time i felt bad for the kid with the reese's cups jesus t-shirt

i love getting married to someone who only does things that i hate. i had to do this and wanted to and now I'm miserable, on purpose. that's somebody else's fault

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

worst alternate guitar tuning

yes bro

happy birthday!