One of the instances in which it is actually emphatically true that by stifling left-liberal criticism of Israel on a liberal basis you just leave open room for nutjobs to do it and fill the space instead
gd it, an instant classic in the dying of the light
It's OK to admit that you were wrong.
No more excuses for incrementalism. Not a one. Join the GOP otherwise. Same with you voters. Get out of the party if that's how you want to do business. We can replace you with one of the many independent voters who think we shouldn't have a Gestapo at all. I want a smaller tent. No dipshits
back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war. FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/
kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go
He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
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kind of have to respect Trump 2 just ratcheting up Bad Things, even for his supporters, and not doing a single Good Thing, just seeing how much shit they will eat
Do you think Greg Sankey is talking to Linda McMahon about that time she came out of a coma at WrestleMania 17 to kick Vince McMahon in the nuts?
I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.
One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭
[Republican also passed new gerrymanders in Missouri, North Carolina, and Ohio]
Ruffini: Doesn’t look like anything to me
Every single person in history who apes for a regime goes through this thought process: they, the submissive brute, love us and our domineering but just benevolent enough way. That other regime though? Too domineering.
nothing more endearing to people than an "i told you so" at a memorial
this is also very stupid because the totenkopf, specifically, is maybe the *single* skull and crossbones design that you could pick which is *unambiguously* nazi shit, out of the infinite number of skull and crossbones designs you could get tattooed, that's the *only* one that has *no* other meaning
Since we're having tech press discourse. Yes they're responsible for you believing Musk was a genius because they didn't know what the hell they were looking at. Many such cases.
okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate
Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack
This “becoming Chinese” trend is getting out of hand
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
Mind you, I don't believe a word of Platner's story. He knew what it was and he got it on purpose is my bet. But even if I somehow believed that lots of active duty white guys had no idea what imagery is racist, I know there's a fucking book or poster in their unit to tell them what not to do.
If you can never think of an example of someone saying "Welp I fucking chunked it on that one my bad guys!" then you shouldn't take political advice from them.
The reason you so many of the most annoying Twitter Politics guys are sticking by Platner has nothing to do with the candidate or policy and more to do with the fact that they can never have been wrong. I was excited about him for a bit and now I am not. Very easy thing to say if you are normal.
What MAGA sees vs. what the rest of the world sees
Candace Owens @RealCandaceO Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran. Never forget what they did to him. 8:46 AM • Mar 6, 2026 • 1.8M Views
folks,, I am so sorry to bring this over but It’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week.
Dexerto @Dexerto A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles
Trying to get this high
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/
