BooBooKitty

“That’s a “NO” from me dog”

- me to the masturbation acct that just followed

*tunes in

We no longer have free speech. No one is allowed to speak put at these meetings without being removed or arrested.
This senator had no business getting involved. He had neither the job title nor training. He should be sued, personally, for every penny he has

Bsky is like my house. If you don’t like the vibe you can get the fuck out

All the pets, kisses and boops to her!!

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Oh, she does. Ms Doris is the sweetest babyface munchkin baby and is so well cared for

To be fair, Doris deserves everything she wants

i love the dogfood ads comparing our pets to their wild wolf relatives bounding through the woods but mine will whine and cry for an hour when a cheerio rolls under the china hutch

We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree with the way Johnny Cash sang ooooooo in Ring of Fire

I’m so not, but thank you!!! That is kind of

I especially like our hands.

Cover photo of me and BBK as the muppets Waldorf and Statler

Anyone who knows me knows I didn’t take or post selfies prior to my big breakup in 2024. It wasn’t “allowed” bc it was “vain” and would “get me too much attention.” So, thank you for indulging me while I engage in exposure therapy to heal thyself. Out of all of them, this is my favorite. ❤️

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I got in trouble for “thirst traps” as well. I didn’t want to be told I should go fuck people or be treated like shit so I didnt do them much. If I did do them it was for a short time and they were always deleted.

Luckily, I hate seeing myself as much as he hated me posting myself.

I’d be so hot if I was hot

They say the only things you can count on in life are death and taxes, but that's not true. I can count on my fingers.

i burst up from the flames of hell for this?

I had to hide it. Its so hard to watch! What is being allowed is unbelievable!

Me too

smooshing blumpkins

ChatGPT told me you've been asking about some weird shit.

A guy I worked with in MN for most of ‘01 and was pretty friendly with had been reported missing by Miami PD back in ‘87. I stumbled across his Poster on a missing persons website 15 years later.

(Yes, I did call Miami PD to report it.)

I like my own posts cause I’m a bad man who DGAF…

ill ring your bell

I do!!

😂😂😬

Remember shitposts?

I bet!!! And you will be able to relax at home again!

My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken.