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fucked up eyes, stupid grin. seattle

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#umineko

21.10.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1163 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
The Crunchyroll landing page. Under "Iconic Female Protagonists" is a large image of Setsu from Gnosia, who is vocally nonbinary

The Crunchyroll landing page. Under "Iconic Female Protagonists" is a large image of Setsu from Gnosia, who is vocally nonbinary

FUCKS SAKE CRUNCHYROLL

THEY ARE VERY CLEAR ABOUT THIS

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Spoiler alert - they are the same game

09.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1978 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
francis fukuyama posting that north korea was right about nuclear weapons

francis fukuyama posting that north korea was right about nuclear weapons

the kinda shit im saying in anger during Super Battle Golf

11.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1516 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we have many things here that I enjoy. snails. spirals. pottery. a tunnel. a lighthouse. spirals. my favorite place, dragonfly pond. my best friend shuichi. and spirals.

30.07.2024 01:07 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
denji. its labeled man

denji. its labeled man

hes crazy good this week

11.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

democrats still seem to be laboring under the delusion that they can introduce stuff to pass while trump is president and they, not trump, will somehow get credit for it. they learned nothing from trump taking credit for covid stimulus checks

11.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 2499 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12
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me after completing one task

10.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 739 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
Haunting Ground screenshot where Fiona looks at a scary hole in the wall and says β€œeverything about the hole screams Don’t Go In”

Haunting Ground screenshot where Fiona looks at a scary hole in the wall and says β€œeverything about the hole screams Don’t Go In”

Fiona is immediately prompted β€œEnter the hole? Yes / No”

Fiona is immediately prompted β€œEnter the hole? Yes / No”

Logging on

10.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 4932 πŸ” 662 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 11
A tweet by Isaac @isaacturnersong

scrolling through timeline:
Irrelevant to my mission. 
Irrelevant to my mission. 
Irrelevant to my mission. 
Irrelevant to my mission. 
Irrelevant to my mission.

A tweet by Isaac @isaacturnersong scrolling through timeline: Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

Kurapika

10.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

genuinely deeply fucking annoying guy. crazy how he avoids listing the AI companies he does PR for on his clients page

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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absolutely the funniest labeler to subscribe to

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well theres the problem. he should be

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In the top screenshot, a guy in cargo shorts with a tshirt and gloves throws a white t-shirt at a young girl in a turtleneck, armored leggings, a skull mask with a license plate on the forehead, and a backpack with scythes attached to the straps and says β€œHere, put this on”. In the second panel, she holds up the shirt to see that it’s a white tshirt with plain black text that says β€œI ❀️ HOLE”

In the top screenshot, a guy in cargo shorts with a tshirt and gloves throws a white t-shirt at a young girl in a turtleneck, armored leggings, a skull mask with a license plate on the forehead, and a backpack with scythes attached to the straps and says β€œHere, put this on”. In the second panel, she holds up the shirt to see that it’s a white tshirt with plain black text that says β€œI ❀️ HOLE”

pitching Dorohedoro to the people in my phone with a single pair of very real screenshots from the anime

10.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

why would she be called wapeach and not deach

10.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 9275 πŸ” 1871 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 39
Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

10.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2096 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12514 πŸ” 2087 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 303

you think you know someone and then you see them mark their bell peppers as non organic when they are CLEARLY organic. and yeah it doesn't feel good when kill team you reported them to shows up but like how could you have ever trusted them again

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

woke 2 will be about putting a little respect on amazons name, for sure

09.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the dialogue in this photo is literally beyond parody

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 935 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

its so awesome to sleep for ten hours its definitely not awful

09.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15943 πŸ” 5256 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 27
laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

17.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1116 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
Screengrab from GITS:SAC S1 E2, Tachikoma with dozens of bullet holes in it, smashed up, on the ground, expanding puddle of oil underneath it. Subtitle "I'm fine."

Screengrab from GITS:SAC S1 E2, Tachikoma with dozens of bullet holes in it, smashed up, on the ground, expanding puddle of oil underneath it. Subtitle "I'm fine."

tfw you're fine

09.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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08.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1014 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4123 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6