Steeleumbra

You ever get to a point in life where you just can't see how anything matters anymore?
Not in an off-youself kind of way. But in a you can't feel anything good anymore and wonder why any of it matters because eventually even eternity will be consumed by a void that remembers nothing, kind of way.

Hey, don't watch the State of the Union tonight. But avoid it for the purpose of protecting your mental health. Don't use the evil orange's ratings as motivation. His people are likely going to lie to him about them, so he won't even know if the ratings sucked for at least a while anyway.

Is it just me or do Klondike bars seem to be filled with a LOT of whipped air these days? They used to be my favorites not too many years ago, but if they're going to be the ice cream bar equivalent of inflated tires from now on then I think I'm going to have to end this relationship.

Buses were down yesterday because of the storm, so I have to cram all the shopping I needed to do yesterday into today. Damn those eight items of food that I can probably go buy at any time except milk which is really the only thing I actually need because I ran out Sunday night. Damn them to hell.

Your outdated pop music references make me believe we are magic.

Share a TV show that raised you.

Why does autocorrect change your words into ones you don't want, but never tells you when you're using extra words you don't need?

A close up of the upper half of Quagmire's head from above the tip of his nose, with the caption of, "Giggity" above on a plain white background.

I want to an addition to the Siren head universe. Lampface. A giant spotlight. It hunts by narrowing it's light until it burns its target to ash. Catch: it's a lamp, so it's a lot harder to hide from at night. And it can recognize you in reflections of it's light, so hiding behind things can fail.

The Gen X urge to feeeeeeel the heat, burning you up, ready or not.

Guys being Dudes

Winning is a side quest.

What if the only reason you're indecisive is because, consciously or subconsciously, you know that no matter what choice you make there won't be a significant change in outcome, and knowing so makes you apathetic toward your available options?

1) Beast (furry form)

2) Samwise

3) Plastic Man

4) Scotty (TOS)

"SeLf dIaGnOsEd AuTiSm IsN't VaLiD."
As a 1st self-diagnosed, then professionally diagnosed autistic, listen: if someone spends weeks-months examining every part of their life, then pits everything they've discovered against all possible outcomes, how does that not scream AUTISTIC already? Shut up 🖕

This Saturday is the 14th.
I will be watching Saturday the 14th.

That is all.

Do y'all remember when regular sized paper towels were square shaped? Then Bounty introduced select-a-size, and all paper towels morphed over time to the rectangles and thinner rectangles we have now?

Plus, I want someone to have a reason to buy me one of those "World's Best Dad" mugs that I feel way too awkward buying for my own childless ass.

I need someone to bear cuddle the sick out if me.
But also slowly strip me and call me Daddy, because my feral side is feeling a lot more dom than normal.

Update: Still sick. But, also got checked out. Just a virus that's still trying to read the eviction notice. They've seen more than a few cases around the area this season. Cold meds, cough drops, rest, and I go back if I'm still sick or it gets worse over the next couple of weeks.

FYI, the answer is always derail the train. If it wasn't fully automated then there would be at least one engineer looking out the front window who could hit the breaks at the sight of people tied to both of the tracks, whether you cared about them or not.

Whenever you feel insignificant, remember that the only reason the halftime show exists as the spectacle it is now is because the Superbowl got jealous of a little, almost nothing at the time comedy show called 'In Living Color'.

A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.

A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.

The more people say they want to protect little girls from "a man in a dress", but still absolutely refuse to teach their girls to fight and defend themselves from anyone who tries to harm them in any way, the more I know they're full of shit.

Update: I'm still sick.

It takes no stretch of the imagination to believe that the reason two men with non-white sounding names have been the first to be identified is because this administration wants its followers to associate murders with people of color, even if they are employed as part of a trumpian death squad.

So, as it turns out, I am still sick. First likely a flu, now likely a sinus infection.
As it also turns out, with the appetite loss and the bathroom...well, everything, being sick has made me lose more than 14 lbs in just 11 days.
I can fit into more clothes now, but I seriously don't recommend.

I know I'm from the states, but I miss watching new episodes of The Red Green Show.
Mostly for the duct tape, though. Definitely *not because young me had a crush on three of the supporting cast.

*𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage":

The Sausages of Eastwick

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage":

Something Wicked, This Sausage Comes