Raphael

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idle Pokémon battle animations be like

My little baby chocolate orange brioche bread on a cutting board

A boy and his love for bread (and terrible bread cutting skills)

Real

Pokapenis

Cate, u still a dumb bish.

Occasionally? Stop playin. 🙃

I’m going to Costco today. I need that money by 2pm, you orange buffoon.

If this doesn’t sound like a cousin f*cker to me, iono 🤷‍♂️

I am gay and therefore powerful.

Imagine if she never performed ‘Midnight Sun’ on her Midnight Sun tour.

Honestly… WORK!

Siri, play BBB by Juvenile & Megan Thee Stallion. 🔊

thots and players boo

when a co-worker with a birth year that starts with a 2 tries to tell you how to do your job:

🤭

No, it’s cake. 😚

National Pound Cake Day

A man on a bed with sun glasses looking to the beyonder with the text above that reads: “fight for our country” just last week it was go back to your own country.

Am I trippin or is this embezzlement?

If you’re Filipino and you voted for the orange felon, I hope you eat soggy lumpias foreverrrrrr you redneck bum bitch.

Me during a serious conversation.

How can anyone not be

pregnant children. wtf?!

US moving pregnant immigrant girls to Texas to avoid providing abortions, critics say Ex-official calls transfer of unaccompanied girls as young as 13, many pregnant due to rape, a human rights violation

Why isn’t this being talked about??????

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Calling now…

✅ ✅

Is phone sex still a thing?

Stop eating so much you fat b*tch