Darby

Fuck Chili’s forever.

How does a fucking shit ass honksican restaurant have a “personal values and lifestyle” to uphold!?

youtu.be/s2AZ2MvDwT4?...

For the record, this information is freely available on the weekeepedias.

A bio website for Columbus Crew player Cesar Ruvalcaba. His birthplace is listed as "unknown, ISA."

This is Ruvalcaba's second season with #Crew96.

At what point will the front office ask him what city he was born in?

#NWSL2CLB

NYT has a blind "do you prefer AI text or human text" quiz where you were supposed to say which you prefer, regardless of origin (they didn't tell you which was which).

I picked human all five times because the writing was far better.

Also, it's incredibly easy to spot AI generated text.

U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says Outdated targeting data may have resulted in a mistaken missile strike, according to the ongoing military investigation, which undercuts President Trump’s assertion that Iran could be to blame.

Which is less shocking: that the US military killed innocent children in Iran due to their own incompetence, or that Trump was full of shit?

Oh yeah, you can thumbs-down stuff. Forgot about that.

It's on the landing page when you open the app, then it's the top banner in your profile landing page. It's. Fucking. Everywhere.

There is, however, a block feature available to use on people who try to promote their own substack in response to this post, so that's nice.

Given that I won't watch it, I also don't want to read about it.

Someone struggles with spelling butterfly?

They can play chicken on the bridge.

Yeah, the sight-unseen extension was a really bad move.

Here in the End Times, I'm hoping for a full return of Jimi.

That should put you to sleep, yes.

I'm definitely conflating the two. I know Paladini didn't cost what Gazdag did, but he barely played and was a shitty person. Fully negative return on investment. Gazdag has a slight return so far, but seems fine as a human.

All the youngest people are saying this, it's true.

I think Sunday night exhausted me so much that Monday night I just passed out.

Orange and white cat in a laundry basket

Getting weird rust stains on my laundry again.

TJ Who's Your Momma YouTube video by Matthew Gray

youtu.be/Vs1N5NYyb24?...

Any chance his nickname is just Nari? 😂

Pipe down you two, some of us are sleeping.

He was Caleb's Guy but utterly failed to do anything meaningful when given the chance.

If you're going to be the teacher's pet, you'd better be good at something. He wasn't.

I know they'd never prevent a customer from seeing their own product, but we can dream...

What would the payout on "a red card within a minute of entering the match" be?

There needs to be a "block" feature on streaming platforms so you never see a given movie/show.

This is a skeet about Melania on Amazon Prime.

His sabotage is unintentional. Jones' was intentional.

Plus, people who did shitty things outside the game get a... bonus, I guess?

Guzman