Darby

Pretty sure a transformer blew near us. Quiet and dark out there.

Imagine only having to parent one child, Mike.

No no, it's all good. Wasn't Sebastian the first I mentioned of the two? It was a fun mental exercise.

They weren't the flashiest or most exciting, but they put in work every match.

When we were having this conversation, it was between him and Eric Gehrig for me.

Russel Brand being violated by river birds sounds like exactly the same convention.

If the furries are getting enchubbinated, that's their business. No need to hashtag it.

Bluesky hates the gif of the girl being hit in the face with a bunch of hot dogs. They think it's about sex.

Perverts.

a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .

Tailgaters trying to eat hot dogs outside today:

Riced cauliflower bag that says "great new taste!"

The other side of the riced cauliflower bag. The only ingredient is "cauliflower."

How do you have a "new great taste" when your one and only ingredient is unchanged?

Canopy would be in fucking Cleveland right now if it were matchday.

If you're driven by logic and compassion, yes.

Did they sign up to fight a megalomaniac's ego-driven Middle Eastern war though?

Obviously needs more content about bitcoi--

*gets stuffed in a bag and shoved into a laundry chute*

Exactly. Thank you for using better words than I did lol.

I hate how the initial releases are so breathless and excited and the revisions are so muted.

Let's just stop reporting the initial releases and only report the revised numbers.

But at least you raised a kid who watches Jeopardy?

Given that it would have come from the White House or the Kennedy Center presumably? Yeah.

Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said it was “unfortunate” that the move could benefit Russia, but maintained that it was only for the short term.

This is the least shocking thing to happen yet.

You know he's six figures in debt to some guy whose nickname is "The Fish."

There's several millions of taxpayer dollars more, down the shitter.

Dear lord, we need all the olds in Congress to retire.

Of any Trump, really...

Isn't it? *waves at the entire world*

From whom would Iranians not be safe while in the United States, sir?

I'm interpreting "full blonde" to mean "the carpet will match the drapes."

He's definitely looking to score in Columbus.

It's rare to see toxic masculinity so formally implemented into federal structures. Covertly, sure. But just out on the open? Sofa king stupid.

I do too. If someone else were leading an effort to bring an NWSL team to Columbus, I'd be behind that.