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mssng a fw vwls • web dev, cto, startup idiot • chicago jdhartley.me

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you have rekindled again my sense of wonder

15.02.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

HTP

14.02.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

btw i'm live for a few hours watching some of my favorite racer trash valentines day content ily
www.twitch.tv/jdhartley

14.02.2026 21:33 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

superlatives for most likely to get fired, show up to work drunk, leave work early

13.12.2025 19:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👀

07.12.2025 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man I love passkeys

26.08.2025 15:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Comic. Thought Process While Reading A Big Number: 54,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,054,000"000,00c2ef46
[comments progress along the line, approximately every 3 digits] (1) 54! Great! I know that number. Solid start. (2) Oh, a comma and some zeros. Cool. Must be at least 54 thousand. (3) A second comma! I wonder if we’re talking population or money. (4) Yikes! If this is money, it’s a *lot* of money. (5) Why am I reading this? Whatever this number is, I’m not going to be able to visualize it. (6) All right, either someone made a unit conversion error or this is one of those incomprehensible astronomy numbers. (7) [4 zeroes between commas instead of 3]] Oh no. Is this a misplaced comma or an extra zero? I guess we’ll see if the next group has two zeros or three. If it’s two, we can at least hope the digits are right. (8) [4 zeroes between commas] Oh *no*. (9) [repeat of the digits 54] What is happening. (10) [a quotation mark in place of comma] Someone messed up real bad. (11) [final digits are c2ef46, cut off] Someone messed up real bad and I hope it wasn’t me.

Comic. Thought Process While Reading A Big Number: 54,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,054,000"000,00c2ef46 [comments progress along the line, approximately every 3 digits] (1) 54! Great! I know that number. Solid start. (2) Oh, a comma and some zeros. Cool. Must be at least 54 thousand. (3) A second comma! I wonder if we’re talking population or money. (4) Yikes! If this is money, it’s a *lot* of money. (5) Why am I reading this? Whatever this number is, I’m not going to be able to visualize it. (6) All right, either someone made a unit conversion error or this is one of those incomprehensible astronomy numbers. (7) [4 zeroes between commas instead of 3]] Oh no. Is this a misplaced comma or an extra zero? I guess we’ll see if the next group has two zeros or three. If it’s two, we can at least hope the digits are right. (8) [4 zeroes between commas] Oh *no*. (9) [repeat of the digits 54] What is happening. (10) [a quotation mark in place of comma] Someone messed up real bad. (11) [final digits are c2ef46, cut off] Someone messed up real bad and I hope it wasn’t me.

Reading a Big Number

xkcd.com/3102/

18.06.2025 20:35 👍 2893 🔁 361 💬 38 📌 8

hi I’d love to join!

29.05.2025 00:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Peapod has been both the most rewarding and most challenging thing I've ever worked on. It's been incredible to see this thing go from just an idea in my head to a fully functional app that I get to use every day.

Check out the beta and give it a try! testflight.apple.com/join/7S1mJ3sv

#IndieDevs

06.05.2025 17:31 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

i have been using a 4k upres of the windows xp bliss wallpaper for the past few months and it makes me so happy every single day

06.02.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my own personal choreography to smash mouth all star (from shrek soundtrack)

02.02.2025 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the "engagement farming" trailing question at the end of posts always rub me the wrong way. they just feel so fake and forced and cringe!!!! what are some of your least favorite modern trends in social media?

02.02.2025 01:23 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You gotta watch it

20.01.2025 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love u thank u

17.01.2025 22:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all the better names must have been already taken

17.12.2024 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

seriously addicted to bluesky

I want to build so many bots and apps and wow it sure does feel nice!

04.12.2024 04:24 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wanted to find out how much more expensive it’d be to slander you generically

04.12.2024 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite part is natalie.sucks is the same price 👀

04.12.2024 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hello world!! I’m here don’t worry

04.12.2024 03:28 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0