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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

I sense twice as many Gen Z dudes will not be getting anywhere near a woman anytime soon

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 616 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 15

Once again weirdly delighted that somehow I've developed a real side gig being a DJ for the nerds.

(And yes, I'll be doing a dance at this year's Worldcon as well)

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Gas up at least 40 cents a gallon from last week here

06.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 3
Planes on the tarmac at Dayton

Planes on the tarmac at Dayton

At the airport. San Antonio, see you soon!

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vous connaissiez ce roman de John Scalzi sous le titre "La Controverse de Zara XXIII". Ce mΓͺme ouvrage revient au format poche avec une nouvelle couverture et sous un nouveau titre : "La PlanΓ¨te des toudous", car extraterrestres poilus et attendrissants, il y a. 🐻🀎

06.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Between this and the US courts maintaining that "AI" work is not itself copyrightable, good news for actual humans.

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thread. (TLDR: the House of Lords DCC report on AI came down hard on the correct side of the debate, rather than siding with industry lobbyists.)

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 422 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

MAYBE

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one I got so I would imagine you'll have your pre-order soon

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed there seems to be a problem with the book section of Amazon (at least) and sale links don't seem to work. I'm sure this will be fixed reasonably soon, and in the meantime, a reminder that Amazon is but one retailer, and my books are available many other places, including your local bookstore.

05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

Not how I would choose to have a coronary but I'll allow it

05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A SeeStar S30 "Smart Telescope" still in its box

A SeeStar S30 "Smart Telescope" still in its box

My gift to myself for finishing a new book has arrived

(For those of you about to say "what a strange-looking guitar," JUST YOU WAIT)

05.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 3

I ain't got noembody
Noembody cares for me
Noembody
Noembody

I'm so sad and lonely
Won't some Lewandowski
Come take a chance with me
'Cause I ain't so bad

05.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 810 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 3
Me, looking terrifying and like I might eat someone's face

Me, looking terrifying and like I might eat someone's face

Thinking of you, Tade

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I have roughly twice the followers here that I had on the former Twitter when I left it, so, yeah, skill issue I guess

05.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 876 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 1
An image of the chocolate sludge cake, which looks tasty, while the "sludge cake" of the original post, which is dried out sewage, emphatically does not

An image of the chocolate sludge cake, which looks tasty, while the "sludge cake" of the original post, which is dried out sewage, emphatically does not

In fact: Chocolate Sludge Cake

www.pelwattedairy.com/recipe/42

DO NOT CONFUSE THE TWO

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're looking to find cake on Bluesky boy do I have news for you

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 2

Additionally what so many of the "No one's talking on Bluesky" people are actually saying is "I am lost and confused when there's not an algorithm to shove content into my eyeballs with no effort on my part"

05.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1650 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 7

Was this in the 90s when he was there for the Grumpy Old Man movies?

05.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly don't remember but I have no residual bad feelings toward him of any sort, so I guess maybe he did? Clearly not a life changing amount of he did.

05.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(It was 1992. The joke was about Ross Perot as Darth Vader. He was going to use it on the Tonight Show. It didn't make the cut.)

05.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I once sold a joke to Kevin Pollack standing in the bathroom at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons

05.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

It's a fabulous cruise and you would love it!

05.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

IN FACT I DO, and as it's from the 1920s, it may actually BE the instrument George Formby played. I need to take it in, however, as the A string snapped a while back, and it overall needs some general maintenance.

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
My Sopranissimo uke laying on top of my Fender Fullterton Jazzmaster uke. It is less than half the Fender's size, and the Fender is pretty small.

My Sopranissimo uke laying on top of my Fender Fullterton Jazzmaster uke. It is less than half the Fender's size, and the Fender is pretty small.

Here it is in comparison with my concert-sized uke.

04.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

(And yes, I'll likely bring it on @jococruise.bsky.social)

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A green ukulele, significantly smaller than the cat laying next to it.

A green ukulele, significantly smaller than the cat laying next to it.

So, @amerrill2.bsky.social alerted me to the existence of sopranissimo ukuleles, even smaller than sorprano ukes, which are very small. I decided I must have one. This is the one I got. Cat for scale. It's cute and actually plays nicely.

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 4

UGH FINE I GUESS

04.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know someone who might possibly have ordered one maybe

04.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

World bad but bills due, so...

Next Tuesday, March 10th, is the release of BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, the fifteenth (!!) book in my InCryptid series of urban fantasy chaos adventures!

04.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8