a man in a plaid shirt is hugging a woman in a black dress ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is hugging a woman in a black dress

Got a haircut, both because my hair was annoying me and because it's something I can control while everything is chaos right now.

And now I'm going back to bed.

Really enjoyed Cold Storage - it doesn't fuck about at 1hr 40mins and I had a great time. Surprisingly gooey too 🫟

you know what? i think some of you desperately need Floor Time.

get your ass on the floor (at home!!!!!!!!) and lay there. do nothing for a minute just lay on the floor.

a muppet news anchor says " and now a muppet news flash " while holding a piece of paper Alt: a muppet news anchor says " and now a muppet news flash " while holding a piece of paper in a studio with multiple screens behind him

Bit of a life update: still engaged, in the middle of buying our first house, very tired at all times

been a minute since I’ve posted The Manifesto so: trans and disabled rights are human rights, abolish ice and defund the police, free Palestine, fuck antisemitism, give the land and artefacts back, sex work is work, abortion is healthcare, join your union, get your vaccines, corgis are perfect

Happy New Year 🥳

How am I only just realising that School of Rock is Sister Act 2

"creepy old man" works pretty well

a picture of a woman with the words " the only way is up " above her Alt: a picture of a woman with the words " the only way is up " above her

Happy Solstice. The shortest day of the year is almost behind us

Sounds like a busy year ...

Sad to hear #LeverageRedemption isn't getting renewed for season 4

a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " . Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

Fun fact: only female reindeer have antlers in winter, so all Santa's reindeer are girls

It's a cliche because it's true - you have to write for yourself and try not to judge yourself by metrics.

Having said that if you feel burned out, it can't hurt to take a short break to let yourself rest, and then get back into it with a clear head

The de-aging on Will in the flashback start to S5 sure is something

Sixteen assorted avi doodles of things ranging from a frog riding a slug to a koala levitating on its own farts, via a happy taco and a dog eating a slice of pizza

Sixteen more silly avi doodles. Highlights include a tapir in swimming trunks, a biker dwarf, a happy planet and a whale shark.

Sixteen more silly avi doodles including, but not limited to, a cat asleep on a laptop, a bee ghost, a dog on a pogo stick and a penguin eating a stack of pancakes

Sixteen more avi doodles. Highlights include a panda making macarons, a capybara in a bowl of pasta, a snake tiding a cow and a dog dressed as a bee.

I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:

⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)

⭐️ No portraits

⭐️ Just simple, silly guys

DM me if you would like one!

PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.

Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.

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Annual reminder to all male-presenting musicians - commit to wanting to fuck Santa or don't sing the song

#SantaBaby #SantaBuddy #BeGayOrDontBother

Life Update - I got engaged 💍

40 inch TV showing a multi-inch gap around the picture

Also this is what the TV looks like because we're watching an old DVD with the original dimensions 😆

a doll with blue eyes is smiling and says hi i 'm chucky wanna play ? Alt: Shot from the original Child's Play movie of Chucky saying "Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?"

Introducing my partner to classic slasher movies he's never seen. First up is Child's Play

Cancer: Money can’t buy you love, but let's face it- it’s the best chance you have.

Weird art of a frog riding a snail Text: Block hard, block often LET GOD READ THEIR SHIT

There is power in disdain

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

TIL both that Tom Cruise was dating Ana de Armas, and that they have now broken up.

Maybe find someone your own age, Tom?

Cancer: You may not get everything that you want, but that's just because the universe hates you.

The cover of a book called The House Witch

Went out shopping for food and came home with a book (and also food)

a cartoon of spongebob playing a guitar with the words i wanna go home above him Alt: Sandy from spongebob playing a guitar and singing "I wanna go home"

It's only 9.30am and I'm already done with this day