matthew

Max Verstappen's crash, rear axle locked on him

he seemed calmer on the radio than all of us here

holy fuck that was Max?!

you should not be lifting your foot up in formula one qualifying unless death is imminent

I actually yelled at that Russell clip on the main feed

These qualifying onboards are just making me depressed. So many engines lifting in unnatural spots

how it feels taking public transit rn

(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one

whoever’s working the PA and sound effects should have squeezed this in

"subway takes" no. no no no. subway gives. the subway gives us so much

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

Someone in an Elmo costume holds a large drum in front of the Philadelphia Flower Show entrance

local celeb spotting

How are those brand new fare gates at Cecil B Moore going?

oh now we're cooking

looks like the 39 can get them there if they'd like to upgrade that experience to North Philadelphia

I'm assuming just because it's the one by Suburban Station? Wouldn't be the one I'd pick for someone's first impression, though.

rather than just clowning, 3 faster alternatives for a NYC to Wawa trip via "different" transit (not sure on location quality, though)

- PATH or Ferry to Hoboken, take HBLR all the way to Tonnelle Ave, 83 bus north to 73rd
- between Orange/Brick Church on Morristown Line
- Princeton Dinky station

my progression was:
- yeah, that's a good last minute move but if you plan a bit Amtrak is often the same
- ok, yeah, now we're talking
- don't you have those in Jersey
- for the love of god pick ANY OTHER location

I generally like NJT, but it might be largely out pity

saw a guy on an instagram reel with a hot travel tip for something fun you can do if you're in New York

- take the "significantly cheaper" NJT/SEPTA train combo to Philly instead of Amtrak
- get a hoagie
- at Wawa
- at the 17th and Arch location

my man....

what???????????????

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

it’s coming home

you can sum up Philadelphia's infrastructure pretty tidily by just pointing out that this person didn't throw away their BIG HOLE sign because they knew they'd need it again

l: May 2024
r: March 2026

Pitch: Costco is put in charge. Of everything.

it’s easy to say you shouldn’t be standing there filming, but I definitely would have had no clue it was moving downward until too late

I'm at the old world dying / I'm at the new world struggling to be born / I'm at the ccccccccccombination old world dying and new world struggling to be born

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I don’t think people have grasped what it means to have a WH & a military who commits mass murder over and over for the sole purpose of committing mass murder.

not defending them at all but if you are getting mad at a tame joke that several dads made after hearing the news you need to breathe and focus your anger at the right folks