nat weaver

But yes, people need to chill the fuck out.

I’ve primarily written all my fiction in third person for a long time now, though I never intended to like make a switch. I still love writing in first, and will likely do so again with some story in the future…

I like both first and third person as a reader and writer. Generally though I don’t care what it’s written in while reading so long as it’s good. In my early 20s, I wrote everything in first person. But then I changed it up to third because I wanted to do more with suspense…

Jesus. That’s hard. Sorry that happened to you just as you were ready to speak.

Church ladies gonna church lady.

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

The Godfather Pizza.

Hasbro’s Twister.

I Don’t Know What you did Last Summer.

Blood Mary Poppins sounds awesome, actually.

Also, more like Madame Web 2.0, am I right?

Also had a joke about Titanic 2: Jack’s Revenge. But I actually wanna see that one get made.

This is fun but I’ve also learned this is a dangerous joke. When I was in my early 20s, I was making a comedy sketch show in college. One of my jokes I wrote for that was about a Gladiator 2 movie. And then they made one like 20 years later and I recognize I’m to blame for that.

“Due to POVERTY, we’ve had to lower prices. Sorry to all the CEOs.”

You can dm me spoilers. I have zero interest in watching this movie. I’ve been mostly burnt out on Marvel movies for sometime now. And this one didn’t appeal to me at all anyway. Even less so now. The only time I watch Marvel stuff now is if my son wants to watch something and I watch it with him.

One of my favorite movies of last year. So good. I also love that most, if not all, of the chapter characters are problematic in some way which allows for plenty of analysis.

It’s good and fresh, but you’re supposed to wipe your windshield with it. Even windshields need caffeine.

I haven’t seen it, but oh my god, what?

You got this.

I remember watching this. Kinda visually unhinged. That’s a compliment, by the way.

Indeed. Shut the fuck up, Greg.

I clearly have blocked out a lot of this movie. Because I have only a few shreds of memories of what happens later.

BREAKING: #Microsoft CEO Satya Nedella releases video on social media of him eating the code to #Copilot — and with no backups. #CEOs really are like us. 😍🍔

Is it a bad thing that I kinda want to rewatch it now, because I haven’t seen it since it came out? And I know I’ll be way more critical of it now than I was then.

Oh wow, I hadn’t thought of Splice in a long time. That was certainly a collection of moving pictures.

Image of a quote from former soccer player Mia Hamm. It reads, "My coach said I run like a girl. And I said if he ran a little faster he could, too." The background of the image is a green gradient and the text is black. There's also an emoji of a running woman near the bottom, below the quote.

“My coach said I run like a girl. And I said if he ran a little faster he could, too.” — Mia Hamm.

I wish I knew the answer to this one. A lot of cool films came out in 1983 (the year I was born). These past few years I watch pretty much any horror film from 1983. There were quite a few low budget and/or indie horror flicks that year.

I’m doing my part:

Cool.

I made this little video with Christian assholes and Mike Johnson trying to tell us we aren’t at war with Iran. Turn it up.

An artist rendering (water color, I think). It's a cute little, furry animal that's brown and has huge reddish feet and ears. His black eyes are glistening.

I asked a friend of mine to make a video game with a cute, little fuzzy animal named Weaver. He ended up not liking video game dev.

A few years ago, an artist on Twitter asked for ideas. I gave her my idea of the Weaver animal. This is what she came up with.

Artist: edouglasart on Instagram.

For now. There’s no way I’m dodging it.

Dang it. My fam has gotten over there thing. I still haven’t contracted it, somehow. Just been waiting for it to hit me.