Rick Something

Just get Dyche dammit

When I’m in LA I always stop and get a Big Kahuna burger.

Goddammit but that’s my hot weather uniform. Hawaiian shirt or white linen. I don’t see much sun in SF so I gotta soak it up when I leave the city.

All anyone wants to talk about are totenkopfs and Tottenham

[Bon Jovi voice]

Me and my friends would’ve killed Ted with hammers I can tell you that much

i.redd.it/8gwkcx1dy7pb...

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck.

[MARKWAYNE nods.]

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

There are lots of things I miss about drinking. Hangovers are not among them

Say what you will about RHCP, sometimes we all gotta do a little dance and then drink a little water

Thank you for this small laugh today I needed that

Fuck it let’s go get him

I’d say fire Tudor and find a better fireman but there’s no one who can put this fire out

If only Luis Suarez hadn’t been playing for Liverpool in 2012, I would be a Liverpool fan and much happier

I don’t really need to see Arsenal fans talking shit, we know how much we fucking suck

Turns out that losing all three of your creative midfielders to injury has a negative impact

CURSED

Hell fucking yes

100%

We’re getting relegated. Cursed. Absolutely cursed.

Kristi No..no…no gonna work here anymore anyway

We can be British in this one and only aspect today

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Step one is telling that other dude to shut his mouth

Better hope and pray you get that pardon, toots

We’re stopping her checks, so everything will just sort of work itself out naturally

Banger after banger after banger