06.03.2026 23:14
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I just noticed yesterday that when he says I have two guns one for each of ya, he’s got the cup and a gun in his left hand
What’s one of your ultimate comfort movies
Just saw a doctor saying some people only poop 3x per *week*. Y’all need some more roughage in your diets goddamn.
The only thing people should miss about indoor public smoking is the smoke “filters” on sports arena photos
He’s gonna look great in lilywhite on a rainy Wednesday in Stoke
The official license plate of girls who suddenly get considered hot if they stop wearing glasses
Large ones, not a few small beers. You deserve large ones.
That solves for a lot of problems tbh
I just did a four year tour in the Portland suburbs and people looked at me like I had two heads when I told them I was moving back to SF in part because I hated driving and wanted to walk and take transit again
Now we just have Johnny Credit Cards ! !
Yesterday I told my wife it would hit $6 here and she scoffed and then after she read some more she agreed with me that $7+ is very probable. I’m grateful to live near decent public transit and feel bad for those who don’t.
Is he taking about spurs
Including the classic film Yes Man
Like Harlan Sanders
Known for Philanthropy, assault with a deadly weapon
This might be the funniest “known for” I’ve seen in ages
Griffith Park in LA is named for a guy named Griffith J. Griffith, who in addition to gifting that park also shot his wife.
[pointing at texas] get ready to pay $6 a gallon buddy
Land acknowledgments are the very definition of performative bullshit
Our streets and persons don’t smell like literal shit!
Literally everything is better now!
This is only half of my list
We’re making a special NYC trip to see you. Our first time there since 2013. It’ll be my our kid’s first time in NY and first time seeing you. So excited.
[in arabic] they’re not sending their best
Your muted words platner in text & tags
Alright that’s enough of that
I got an A in parenting (at P-T conference, my kid’s teacher told us he wishes he had 30 kids just like mine)
Just get Dyche dammit
When I’m in LA I always stop and get a Big Kahuna burger.
Goddammit but that’s my hot weather uniform. Hawaiian shirt or white linen. I don’t see much sun in SF so I gotta soak it up when I leave the city.
All anyone wants to talk about are totenkopfs and Tottenham