geeves speezerton

airthey/airthem

whale of a joke

doing the people’s work

hegsemity pete

as also confirmed by…you guessed it

screenshot of a news article link that says “2 young billionaires are behind the prediction market boom. They hate each other”

make 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 kiss

bars

wait until you learn about pine-nuts

exactly

just take the standard dedu-

maybe if they weren’t all wrapped so tight and stubborn about opening up

unlike

this sounds like the pilot for a great netflix project

urinals that autoflush before you walk away are just the rudest

“the way these dice are rollin’ amirite haha no seriously i’m about to lose ev-“

yeah an ac/20 to the head will definitely ruin your day

ナイスショット

“let’s…get…dhs”

it tracks that the certifiably insane chancellor chose to pilot a certifiably insane mech (and not even the good variant)

a surprisingly safe and predictable decision

and robotech is directly responsible for the creation of battletech so

respect

where can one sign up to become a drone hunter i might know a guy

something something tommy tuberville decides to do politics

a screenshot of the pokéfont meme with the text “has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like” but it has been cut off at the top and bottom because the text is too long to fit in the frame

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

failing to see the “dumb” part here

“and this year’s nobel prize in physics goes to…”

a fearsome sight on any battlefield (assuming you can get close enough to see where all those gauss slugs are coming from)