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this statement is false serious business (casual)

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screenshot of a photo of a fluffy black and white dog reclining on a blue bedspread

screenshot of a photo of a fluffy black and white dog reclining on a blue bedspread

the little demon in question

09.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and by that she means β€œlet’s wrassle i wanna’ bite something”

09.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

new york london moscow and tokyo (to be specific)

09.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our dog does this thing where she climbs up onto my chest while i’m in bed then rolls over onto her back and kicks her legs at me until i acknowledge her if i ignore her she starts licking my face until i get up

09.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
08.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

airthey/airthem

08.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whale of a joke

07.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doing the people’s work

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hegsemity pete

07.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as also confirmed by…you guessed it

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a news article link that says β€œ2 young billionaires are behind the prediction market boom. They hate each other”

screenshot of a news article link that says β€œ2 young billionaires are behind the prediction market boom. They hate each other”

make πŸ‘πŸ» them πŸ‘πŸ» kiss

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bars

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait until you learn about pine-nuts

06.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

exactly

06.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just take the standard dedu-

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe if they weren’t all wrapped so tight and stubborn about opening up

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unlike

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this sounds like the pilot for a great netflix project

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

urinals that autoflush before you walk away are just the rudest

06.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthe way these dice are rollin’ amirite haha no seriously i’m about to lose ev-β€œ

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah an ac/20 to the head will definitely ruin your day

06.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

γƒŠγ‚€γ‚Ήγ‚·γƒ§γƒƒγƒˆ

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œlet’s…get…dhs”

06.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat playing a trombone with the words sad trombone above it ALT: a cartoon cat playing a trombone with the words sad trombone above it
05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Burn GIF ALT: Burn GIF
05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it tracks that the certifiably insane chancellor chose to pilot a certifiably insane mech (and not even the good variant)

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a surprisingly safe and predictable decision

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and robotech is directly responsible for the creation of battletech so

respect

04.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

where can one sign up to become a drone hunter i might know a guy

04.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

something something tommy tuberville decides to do politics

04.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0