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Put me down for a thousand teef that says before 2030.

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of folks struggle with separation of concerns, and have a tendency to miss the forest for the trees. I donโ€™t have strong opinions about laws which primarily impact agricultural/rural areas, but I understand funding and legislation for those areas is necessary to the function of our nation.

07.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems reasonable, crashing out this hard because one company wont give the next-word prediction machine that decides to nuke people 95% of the time the nuclear codes.

28.02.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White Americans will invent self driving cars just to avoid getting on a bus.

26.02.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 277 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich

Oooo gonna need some tea to wash down my popcorn.

27.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, trying to find the silver lining, maybe this could help filter out some morons before too much time is wasted on them? I dunno, men are exhausting.

27.02.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of theBaseLair.comโ€™s article featuring Evan Walters

A screenshot of theBaseLair.comโ€™s article featuring Evan Walters

I got featured on The Base Lairโ€™s website! Check out the article to see a bit more about my miniature panting world

thebaselair.com/blog/meet-th...

19.02.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is crying and saying `` have you ever had a dream '' . ALT: a young boy is crying and saying `` have you ever had a dream '' .

What did we learn about going to bed, sir? You arenโ€™t 20 anymore.

19.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was easily the best livery reveal Iโ€™ve ever seen. Well done Cadillac! Gorgeous livery as well. #CadillacF1

09.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups

Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups

Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups

08.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2123 ๐Ÿ” 264 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Jason Myers as MVP is one of the easiest votes Iโ€™ve ever made. #SuperBowlLX

09.02.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny gave us easily and quite literally the most American half time show ever today.

09.02.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too many people take criticism of corpos personally because they like thing corpo makes. Anthropomorphizing corpos is a serious problem.

06.02.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think my favorite part is people taking credit for what the AI did. โ€œI did this thing using ChatGPT!โ€ No, you gave a heuristic algorithm input & held up the results as though theyโ€™re the product of your own mind. I do see some uses for LLMs, but for data collation and novel search phrasing.

05.02.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Windows is determined to ensure more folks learn about Linux. Iโ€™m not even mad, I respect a company willing to torch their own reputation for the greater good. What do you mean itโ€™s just slop and incompetence?

27.01.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If ICE wonโ€™t respect the Fourth Amendment, make them respect the Second Amendment.

23.01.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would hope that a Chief Political Commentator would understand a fairly simple statement in a political address. Maybe itโ€™s time to seek new employment, if youโ€™ve come this far and are still faceplanting over such a simple sentence.

Perhaps some remedial English courses are in order?

03.01.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in an evil queen costume with the words " cackle in evil spanish " above her ALT: a woman in an evil queen costume with the words " cackle in evil spanish " above her
03.01.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Introducing the first new Commodoreยฎ in 30 years: Commodore 64 Ultimate
Introducing the first new Commodoreยฎ in 30 years: Commodore 64 Ultimate YouTube video by Official Commodoreยฎ

Why the FUCK didnโ€™t anyone tell me about this sooner?! I need one. youtu.be/Vj6P77W8DJg

23.12.2025 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

La derecha oprime, la izquierda libera.

12.12.2025 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh for sure. Folks may not like it, but this is lore accurate for any caster who canonically carry their spells and formulas around.

10.12.2025 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooof. Iโ€™ve had a few concussions, but that beats all mine in terms of โ€œstory shared at a partyโ€. One thing I want to see more of is toned Wizards. Because letโ€™s be real, the size of some of those tomes, and the way they wave them around tells me they should have some seriously dense muscles.

10.12.2025 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read it twice, then twice more.

10.12.2025 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A book into the ribs from across the room is equally painful, I couldnโ€™t imagine being struck with a (bound?) encyclopedia at velocity.

10.12.2025 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a direct attack on me personally, and I dunno what I did to The Onion to deserve this slander.

09.12.2025 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maths is magic, no one can convince me otherwise. We have determined ways to reliably predict and even control certain aspects of our world with little more than symbols that follow rules we discovered to be true.

09.12.2025 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not that we set out to scope creep, but sometimes these ideas seem too cool to not run down.

09.12.2025 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I introduce you to our lord and savior, the GabeCube? Jokes aside, I really think that Steamโ€™s new box is set to disrupt the hell outta the industry and Iโ€™m very here for it.

09.12.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These console companies donโ€™t even host online gameplay, itโ€™s either P2P or the game devs are responsible for it. What exactly are we paying for beyond CEO salaries?

09.12.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, we know more about Pompeii thanks to graf than Plinyโ€™s accounts. Specifically, itโ€™s been discovered that translation telephone has led us to an incorrect date for the eruption of Vesuvius; graf helped archeologists realize it was far more likely to have erupted in late autumn.

09.12.2025 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0