r/UnethicalLifeProTips u/occasionallyvertical • 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate. The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you.
[user’s post history] r/LosAngeles 6h Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I... r/diet 1d What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month? Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.
r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup? r/AskChemistry 1d Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace? r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time? If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt? Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you. r/askanything 1d Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them? Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud.
r/ask 1d What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down? It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible. Thank you r/heavyequipment 1d Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.
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