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Just a guy in the ether… Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com

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Well that just unlocked a bunch of attention from a weird sub-niche on this site.

06.03.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

whatever you do, don't check your retirement account today 😭

06.03.2026 21:59 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 17 📌 3

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 15870 🔁 4195 💬 204 📌 138
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06.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Huh… I’m feeling called out here.

06.03.2026 21:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Give a man a fish, you’ve fed him for a day.
Teach him this proverb, and he’ll repeat it like an asshole for the rest of his life.

06.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What kind of dumb shit take is this?!

06.03.2026 21:35 👍 2339 🔁 490 💬 399 📌 35

THE SHINING is a horror movie because it depicts a writer having to get a part-time job.

06.03.2026 05:43 👍 240 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 5
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06.03.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 3407 🔁 750 💬 52 📌 9
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06.03.2026 21:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

06.03.2026 14:21 👍 434 🔁 112 💬 9 📌 4
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06.03.2026 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Things that DO NOT MATTER, according to the media, when Republican's are in charge:

- inflation
- egg prices
- gas prices
- the deficit
- jobs numbers
- wars
- lying to Congress

06.03.2026 21:00 👍 57 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Why is that a prob… oh… oh no.

06.03.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’ll have to pass a law ordering them rolled smaller to better fit in his tiny little hands

06.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ve already seen that movie…

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ll be greeted as liberators with mojitos!

06.03.2026 20:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So tired from all the winning…

06.03.2026 19:21 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Random thought of the day:

I never again in my life need or want to watch another version of Dicken’s A Christmas Carol. It is the ne plus ultra of creative bankruptcy.

06.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me preparing to post on BlueSky:

06.03.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

06.03.2026 03:22 👍 1646 🔁 552 💬 68 📌 114

Male privilege- nobody sends us unsolicited nudes.

06.03.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bad- needs more jazz hands.

06.03.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You get to spend all of today making up for it…

06.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love how podcasting across all genres has simultaneously devolved into people with podcasts interviewing other people with podcasts about the topics they both podcast about…

06.03.2026 06:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey!

BlueSky has DMs!

Learn something new every day- like how no one is DMing me apparently.

06.03.2026 05:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not gay if it’s bros in a gym…

06.03.2026 05:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0