Well that just unlocked a bunch of attention from a weird sub-niche on this site.
Well that just unlocked a bunch of attention from a weird sub-niche on this site.
whatever you do, don't check your retirement account today 😭
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Huh… I’m feeling called out here.
Give a man a fish, you’ve fed him for a day.
Teach him this proverb, and he’ll repeat it like an asshole for the rest of his life.
What kind of dumb shit take is this?!
THE SHINING is a horror movie because it depicts a writer having to get a part-time job.
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
Things that DO NOT MATTER, according to the media, when Republican's are in charge:
- inflation
- egg prices
- gas prices
- the deficit
- jobs numbers
- wars
- lying to Congress
Why is that a prob… oh… oh no.
He’ll have to pass a law ordering them rolled smaller to better fit in his tiny little hands
We’ll be greeted as liberators with mojitos!
So tired from all the winning…
Random thought of the day:
I never again in my life need or want to watch another version of Dicken’s A Christmas Carol. It is the ne plus ultra of creative bankruptcy.
Me preparing to post on BlueSky:
YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:
Male privilege- nobody sends us unsolicited nudes.
Not bad- needs more jazz hands.
You get to spend all of today making up for it…
I love how podcasting across all genres has simultaneously devolved into people with podcasts interviewing other people with podcasts about the topics they both podcast about…
Hey!
BlueSky has DMs!
Learn something new every day- like how no one is DMing me apparently.
It’s not gay if it’s bros in a gym…