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Teaching the book of Revelation these days is wild.

not that it normally isn’t, but you know

09.03.2026 18:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent ​strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday but have not yet reach...

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

06.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No, Trump & Hegseth aren’t gonna start the Second Coming #maklelan3167
No, Trump & Hegseth aren’t gonna start the Second Coming #maklelan3167 YouTube video by Dan McClellan

But, you don’t have to take my word for it (du du duuu du)

youtube.com/shorts/AqBMV...

03.03.2026 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your friendly neighborhood pastor here to remind you that the rapture is not, in fact, a Biblical doctrine.

It’s more or less a 19th century Anglo-American invention

03.03.2026 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Justifying war through a blatantly false reading and heretical misuse of the text of Revelation isn’t a great look, my siblings in Christ.

03.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another Gulf war, huh?

i hate that the early 90s and 00s are back in style

28.02.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again, the actions of Scouting are shameful and in violation of the Oath and Law.

Once again, my Eagle has become a badge of shame.

Thanks, fascists.

27.02.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These robot bastards can pry the em dash from my cold, dead hands

04.02.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fairly certain i’ve spent more time thinking about HVAC systems in the 15 months i’ve served as a pastor here than in the 7 1/2 years i was an intern architect.

13.01.2026 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fundamental choice has not been as stark since World War II: democracy and freedom, or dictatorship and tyranny.

Trump and his sycophants are siding with the latter. The rest of us must loudly, proudly, and boldly proclaim our allegiance to the former.

07.01.2026 16:01 👍 1709 🔁 525 💬 58 📌 18

May God, and one day the world, forgive us our sins.

08.01.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My continuing ed week:

07.01.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Epiphany.

May your year be bright.

You know, assuming we get to have one.

06.01.2026 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just saw Wake Up Dead Man.

Loved it.

Also, that song gets me every time.

02.01.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw a tiger poop yesterday.

Pretty apt conclusion for 2025.

01.01.2026 19:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four pounds of back bacon
Three French Toasts
Two turtlenecks.

And a beer. In a tree.

28.12.2025 18:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i feel so behind this Advent, what with 3 services barreling down at me between now and Xmas.

i haven’t even watched Christmas Vacation yet.

16.12.2025 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Is Generative AI Rewiring Our Brains? Here's How It Happens Emerging research is looking at the impact AI use has on our brains and whether it is just making us lazy or rewiring our neural pathways. Here's what the studies say.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-...

15.12.2025 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have no words as evil has yet again struck from Brown to Bondi.

Lord, in your mercy

www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...

14.12.2025 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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From the Art community on Reddit: Nativity, Topsy (me), spray paint on abandoned building, 2025 Explore this post and more from the Art community

www.reddit.com/r/Art/s/n3n9...

11.12.2025 17:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

07.12.2025 22:01 👍 29170 🔁 8263 💬 502 📌 233

Have any of you ever made a liturgical banner in worship before?

If so, what materials did you use? How did it go? Anything you would do differently in retrospect?

Asking for a future me

01.12.2025 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ted Jennings on Advent - Homebrewed Christianity Unfiltered
Ted Jennings on Advent - Homebrewed Christianity Unfiltered YouTube video by Sogo Media TV

A good annual reminder. Miss you, Ted

youtu.be/V2qzDE3AbMI?...

01.12.2025 15:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just read the comments.

i genuinely feel sorry for a lot of people.

17.11.2025 00:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a happy and blessed trans awareness week everyone!

and to those who don’t think being trans should be a thing, bless your hearts and may God have mercy upon you.

15.11.2025 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...

This administration hates actual Christianity

blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...

08.11.2025 15:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, I’m sure the democrats will learn a valuable lesson today and build from this momentum and carry that forward in their strategy.

/s

05.11.2025 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world's 10 richest people (nearly all from the U.S.) are collectively $500 billion richer this year thanks to growth in stocks tied to AI.

Meanwhile, data centers are sucking up communities’ water and electricity.

AI is making the rich even richer while everyone else pays the price.

01.11.2025 22:30 👍 4070 🔁 1560 💬 119 📌 41

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

02.11.2025 17:17 👍 27489 🔁 7046 💬 534 📌 261

and knowing that my siblings in faith from all over the city are doing just the same.

This is what evangelism is supposed to look like. Doing good, showing love, and being helpers for no other reason than because we are should be.

We are commanded to be.

And, so often, we really aren’t. 3/3

01.11.2025 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0