Jesse Norris

Did you use the nude Leon and curvy Grace mods like me?

bUt eet jus a Peecee!

Man, the coverage of the next Xbox is somehow already worse/shittier than I could have imagined. This industry loves declaratives that support they way they want things to go.

No one has any clue what happens in 10+ years from now

"We're making a new console that can play your pc games too" one hell of an 'exit' strategy, by not exiting and making more hardware!

immediate o-face, he's so proud of the title

All prices on all electronics is going to suck for a while

what? no

I wouldn't expect consoles to be cheap next-gen, no matter who makes them. Component crisis is only getting worse.

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if Hades II EA broke me there's no way that StS2 is changing that.

early access doesn't count, 1.0 or bust for me nowadays

Metroid Prime 4

Really ........

high school clique bullshit ftw!

The living vs. the dead!

I mean, they've reportedly decided to not have a small handful of games over the next decade stay on console. They'll still port anything live service or third party publishing deals on PC.

SP first-party studio titles is how many more this decade, 6 or 7? It's not even a 'big' move.

That sounds like a (not) winning strategy, in this market!

With it only being first party singleplayer titles I doubt it effects more than 5 or 6 games in total before they pivot back in 5'ish years.

Well, that's not good.

If it helps, I'm pretty sure it's completely made up.

It's a chopped up and cooked italian man, perfectly reasonable to call it italian beef.

More combat? almost everywhere you go has plenty of it. The load screens are how the engine works, not having them would only break the simulations.

I'm ride or die on the GoXLR as long as the open source software keeps working. Hoping that is for a long time.

Is the Grace part ever not fun?

Was happy to see they got a Game Pass bag, with how difficult finding any funding is nowadays.

Sekiro, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring are all far better than Bloodborne. I'll never get the over-the-top praise for that solid, but overall not their best, game. outside of 'it jump-started the ps4's great run of exclusives'.

Jesus, that thing is overkill