The Daniel 🖖

Sometimes I think we might have taken the phrase, “May you live in interesting times” a little too far.

Soon it will be just me and my clawbot against the world.

That’s tragic. 😢🧇🧱

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I logged into the DMV website to renew my registration and couldn’t find a way to do it, but I did find this under “Open tickets.”

Mario LED clock

Happy Mario day to those who celebrate. 🍄🐢🪙

Fact check: True

Trump's face with the word MAGA on a jerry can.

STOP HOARDING GAS!!!

America will never be great again until we abolish Daylight Saving Time.

Quickly Googles: Who the fuck is Markwayne Mullin

Personally amazed anyone would have sex with someone who owns a pair of these.

Agentic AI Developer Advocate Agentic AI Developer Advocate

This is a $120K/yr job for an AI agent.

Every brand on Amazon has names like Sjrfhkm, Nbfizzx, or Liwprung. It’s as if someone just picked a bunch of letters from a Scrabble bag and called it a company.

I need a new iPhone case. Amazon recommended one with “military-grade” protection. Just what I need to get me through the Fourth Turning and the apocalypse.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

This moron is why we have separation between church and state.

Blood moon lunar eclipse

Oh, great…just what this year was missing…a blood moon. 🩸🌕

Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸

OPERATION FORGET EPSTEIN 🇺🇸

America deserves what happens next, and it will not be good.

War is not a game.

I can see the next Anthropic commercial:

Nukes are coming to AI.
But not to Claude.

If you want to see the actual state of the union, just turn off your television.

Officers Hit With Snowballs Investigation Underway After Officers Struck During Planned Snowball Fight in Washington Square Park

Get over it, you wusses.

Emergency Alert NYCEM: Mayor Mamdani has issued a State of Emergency for New York City; a TRAVEL BAN is in effect BEGINNING AT 9PM due to dangerous blizzard conditions. AlI NON-ESSENTIAL VEHICLES are RESTRICTED from NYC roads until 12PM on 2/23. Vehicles are only permitted for essential & emergency travel. More info: https://on.nyc.gov/4qQLKZU or call 311

I knew this guy was nothing but trouble.

Denmark Rejects Trump’s Plan to Send Hospital Boat to Greenland

Why don’t they send the boat to America

Needlepoint Molotov cocktail Caption: Be the light you want to see in the world.

✊🔥

AP WORLD NEWS Former Prince Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over ties to Epstein

And he wasn’t even arrested for the really bad stuff.

💐 Delivered

Remember to text your significant other a bouquet emoji today. They absolutely love that.

his & hers barf bags

Happy Valentine’s Day. 💕

You might need these. 🤢

By then we were printing out MapQuests on the inkjet.

Oh shit,…tomorrow is Friday the 13th, damn it. 😱🪓