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the fuck is this

~*a man can dream~*

this stuff rules. i hope they crack the Echo Show 8 2nd gen soon

even after all that money they spent on Sex In the City 2 movie

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

tiny baby big cloud

NO COMMERCIAL BANK WANTS TO DO CONSUMER BANKING ANYMORE GIVE IT TO THE POST OFFICE THEY USED TO PROVIDE BASIC BANKING SERVICES TIL LIKE THE 60s

YOU COULD DO WORSE

it pleases girls completely!

"Hmm, I wonder what the die cutting machine meta is like"
[Ten minutes later] "I have discovered the discord for experimental Cricut hacking. The are developing their own FOSS firmware to liberate their machines. Their cause, which I was previously unaware of, is righteous"

OBAMA CHOOSING A FURSONA: Uhhhh…let me be deer

oh no i regret asking for this one

hit me up

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

i fell off piano practice so hard last year i absolutely gotta get back in

mighty boosh fans who missed the message that the show stopped

101 dalmations (1996)

where is my zinger taco those cowards

10 years before

ross chastain showed its clearly just a skill diff when it comes to walls

i sure hope the purpose of a system is not what it does. time to take a big sip of coffee and read about what the systems up to these days

Not a single one of those ICE slobs should ever know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives.

my current wallet is in shambles so im excited to see whatcha got

tumblr screenshot of user evilwizard ontology professor (adding another grain of sand to my enclosure): is it a pile yet me (up to my neck in sand, struggling to breathe): I'll never talk ontology professor: just tell me when it becomes a like and this can all be over

Computer: Do you want to trust this device?
Me: Yes. i love my device
Computer: If you trust this device, it will have access to your data. It can change your data. It can do anything to you.
Me: I Will Die For My Device
Computer: We Are Bonded In Silicon And Desire

Wegovy to get Aus PBS subsidy, but only for patients who’ve already had a cardiovascular event, like heart attack, stroke, or have symptomatic peripheral arterial disease. Such poor public policy: early intervention with GLP-1s can stop cardiovascular issues developing & save the health system money

Australia needs an equivalent of China’s Vegetable Basket Project

it feels like such an easy sell given how much produce we consume

hell yeah