Two guesser on wordle today, this is going to lead to Abrahamic visions.
26.02.2026 17:59
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Two guesser on wordle today, this is going to lead to Abrahamic visions.
I have no cock but I must piss
Ahhhh help meeee I’m being controlled by the absolute morality of the state
Voting fourth party to really stir things up in the midterms
Hello woke friends. I’m interested in attending the next woke sex party. Please contact me by shelling my home. Thank you
Chillin exponentially hard…… oh no……..
Just wanted to try and piggyback off this
I’m interested in becoming a medieval peasant
Showing this to my barber and telling him to give me the “Russian Schoolboy”
#TheGurlsAreFighting #Microaggression
I been eating 6-7 all beef hot dogs every morning about 6:30 in the morning, gets my stomach filled up until dinner. Then I’ll eat 10-15 all beef hotdogs depending on whether I have my kids or not. If I get a little peckish during the day I just go outside and eat a few grasshoppers or spiders
We gotta increase our protein intake, guys
Me n da wifey at red lopstah
The short answer is that no one knows what they’re talking about
Booooooooooo
Murdered by bear from the wrinkling brothers circulos
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU
I taught myself to build computers then got a job repairing computers
got my penis out. you can’t see it but it’s out
Smokin weed
I’m at the Allentown Pennsylvania Slut Manor
I like to hold myself in that area
You’re alright
in nebraska we watch twister in school
The government is putting sarin gas into Trojan condom packaging
I’m calling social services
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
what’s up dude
Not true + wouldn’t hit + fuck off