Ryan Cox

Nothing screams dignity like funeral merch

You rock that memory was sooo far away ty lol

I took a summer school class before 4th grade in the 80’s in Fresno on those computers and there was some kind of early learn to computer thing that involved making a turtle do things

(Old heads remember Reuse Reduce Recycle mainstreamed around the time of the first Iraq war)

Y’all know about that turtle programming learning thing from around then?

If you are uninitiated you might die in a laughter induced accident though

Hey Randy!

Democrats: What better time to remind people about the importance of recycling

I commented but it was the absolute worst interface to navigate. Barrier to entry anyone? Please persevere and make sure the night skies are not polluted any further than they already are.

Flopping around in the air and shit?

Once again begging for opposition to this. My 10 year old self that would climb on the roof in fresno to watch the big dipper didn’t want to imagine endlessly distracting sky trash and neither should your kids. In fact, support dark sky initiatives and better lighting solutions

They genuinely resemble winged pointy nosed dogs!

I too love fruit and getting carried around while I’m flapping

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

I’m either going to reskeet the full rangoon or I’m going to lose my fucking mind like we need to [redacted] these [redacted] [redacted]

its called crab Rangoon because it's full of cum 🥰

Overview Capsule endoscopy camera Enlarge image Capsule endoscopy is a procedure that uses a tiny wireless camera to take pictures of the organs in the body that food and liquids travel through. This is called the digestive tract. A capsule endoscopy camera sits inside a vitamin-sized capsule. After it's swallowed, the capsule travels through the digestive tract. The camera takes thousands of pictures that are sent to a recorder worn on a belt around the waist. Feedback

Going with the finger over this bc it’s single use ♻️

My Humpback Chubs hat and Tshirt

Humpback Chubs checkin in (named after a Colorado endangered fish)

Out at Mile High Beer Fest

Beer event two of the season

A snow covered juniper under clear blue sky

Bluebird day

Looks like shit tho

Poofy snow on tree limbs

poofs

Casually leaving friday

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

It was honestly crazy/scary how Onosato managed to perform with that shoulder

Hey oh way to go Ohio 🎶

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

First real snow this winter in Denver

Finally wintered a bit

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

THIS JUST IN from @therealjoebob123.bsky.social:

"Y'all just watch the show tonight."
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam