James P. Taber

At least it seems like they aren't talking about generative AI but instead various automation tools

Sorry, the acronym is SLIP?

Bro, RUN

My question is, what's his plan to beat David?

Oh hey, it's the anniversary of my great-grandfather digging my infant grandmother out of the ruins of their house before moving to New England in the wake of devastation, thus beginning the chain of events that led to the birth of my children

Also Boston gets a special Christmas tree

Sorry, but why is the Wild Berry Pop-Tart™ blasting hot steam and/or tear gas out of its seams in the background

This sums up pretty much every middle school D&D group

"No cheeses for us meeces" quote done up in the Zohran Mamdani campaign sign generator

"And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, / Would scarcely know that we were gone."

If my son told me he watched Lawrence of Arabia on a phone I’d divorce his mother and tell him it was his fault

a man in a suit is surrounded by flames . Alt: a man in a suit is surrounded by flames .

Can't risk it. Burn the whole thing down

Showed this to my wife, her immediate response: "I'd fuck it"

Sorry, Casablanca is... a franchise?

I am so angry and so tired

I'm not a mobile suit engineer, but I feel like the fewer moving parts your condom has, the better

To quote Shaxs: "Janeway didn't mess around"

How dare you demand this of me

If you came of age in 2000s-era fandom and are wondering what the fuck is happening right now, this essay feels like getting a glimpse of the sun after living under the clouds for years

This essay is so fucking good, I am at a loss to explain how I feel about it

Summon the meteors

Asteroid, definitely

Or even just make 'em accurate—OU is apparently the "University of Oklahoma" which should obviously be shortened to UOO

Screengrab that highlights the words "makes weird shit" in the word cloud (could also be parsed as "makes shit weird," which is also applicable)

Tag yourself, I'm

"Did someone say SUPERIOR QUALITY COPPER??" Ea-nāsir, probably

Sure you get Amazon Prime Super Cancer™ but at least you can write a shitty email with it by describing a shitty email to it

Same here, though it has... aged 😬

My wife, first time seeing Outlaw Star: "Seems cute, definitely for pre-teen boys"

When the grappler arms first come out: "Arms on a spaceship? That's so stupid"

When the ship pulls out an axe to fight another ship: "... okay, this might be kinda rad"

Tell me again how you think Michael Burnham is a “Mary Sue.”

I don't know what this means, but it seems like it makes the right people angry, so I support it

Ah. Quebec City, then

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Seagull (pooped on me)
- Redtail hawk (tried to grab the glasses off my face)
- Gray squirrel (grabbed french fries out of my hand)
- Skunk (was cool, did not spray me)
- Pigeon (also pooped on me)