Curtis

White guy cosplaying Drow is always a risk, I gotta say.

Dunkin' has always sucked. No one will ever convince me otherwise. I don't need that turd person to inform me of this information.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

See you soon!

One fun thing that's been happening recently is as I've been driving in to work, I am clearly on the same schedule as a family with 3 mastiffs (and one smaller scruff-dog of some kind) who are always out for a walk/run in the field by the side of the highway.

They always look so happy.

My wife and I have been watching Celebrity Traitors UK and man, they are all TERRIBLE at this game.

Great to know that the LeafGreen rerelease will let me name my rival BUTT still.

A voicemail transcript that says “Daniel calling for the police officers committee. We're having our back the blue awareness campaign. Uh, sadly, our police officers are being assaulted and attacked while doing their jobs. As a pro political organization, our goal is to elect lawmakers who will fight for legislation for our brave officers. Now, when you receive your contribution return envelope, can we count on you to return a small contribution for the drive? Is that okay?”

lol yeah right

The best part about these calls is the dipshits who make them have to listen to my voicemail message which is Grog Strongjaw yelling at them.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

A giant schnauzer and a miniature schnauzer cuddle on a couch

Here’s a timeline cleanse of pups snuggling. Enjoy.

Dear Wayfair, your charades, “chair-ades” pun doesn’t work.

It makes it sound like the chairs have aids.

That wasn’t well thought out at all.

There’s an old man at the table next to me at shake shack giving his daughter just the worst work advice.

“Make them come back to the office and they’ll be more productive? You know why? That way you can watch them and make sure.”

She looks miserable

The guy who originally tried to lowball me tried twice more before I ended up selling it to someone else for way more. Gotta love it.

What's that, a limited series version of Black River Orchard? If you insist.

This is embarrassing for Netflix.

They even sent out an email welcoming WB and everything.

Just Finished:
A Memory Called Empire - Arkady Martine (Audiobook)

Currently Reading:
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook - Matt Dinniman (Book)
A Desolation Called Peace - Arkady Martine (Audiobook)

Wow, that's awesome to know. I will definitely have to finish these out and see what folks think.

Also, it'd be fun to take them to a Mariners game or something.

Except the elevator between floors of the Normandy in Mass Effect 2. Man, how big was that ship?

My wife has a growing shelf of decks. We are also friends with the local witch / psychic shop. Might drop them off to test and see what they say...

A stack of baseball-themed tarot cards spread out, just giving a hint of the images.

A white box that says “Baseball Tarot V. 2”

So over the last couple months, basically since the Etsy Witch thing for the Mariners, I've slowly been designing a Baseball-themed tarot deck. I've done a couple test prints and I think I've finally gotten it figured out.

Now I guess it’s time to see if anyone actually wants this?

You know what, I just got to make a Seymour Butts joke in a work meeting so maybe today isn't too bad.

Reese's started tasting bad a long time ago.

There's also a massive difference in the taste between Hershey's Kiss and Hershey bars. It's NOTICEABLE.

Thankfully the companies can no longer gaslight us in to thinking we're insane for noticing.

Someone tried to get me to sell for over $100 under starting bid last week since no one had bid on it yet.

Today someone bid on asking price with 4 days to go. Let's go ahead and see what happens as it continues.

Turned on the Hockey gold game just in time to see the OT goal to win.

Basically, me turning it on was the good luck charm they needed.

You’re welcome.

My wife wants one so bad and they’re JUST outside our price range.

It's always fun to find out that a random card you pulled over a year ago has totally skyrocketed in value.

Anyway, I am now selling a Drake Maye rookie card to anyone who wants to buy a Patriots card that I do not care about.

Tyler I hate this

Holy shit - That extra end in Women's Curling just spiked my adrenaline.

How does this sport do this to me every 4 years?

Today is a good day for people to be reminded that we actually *can* hold the wealthy and powerful accountable, we just have to put in the work to get there.

If your elected official isn’t willing to put in the work, kick their ass out and find someone who will (that might end up being you!)

I remember having it ONE TIME and it was so good.