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“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

There's an ad where Ron Livingston references that famous scene from Office Space where they beat up a printer to sell that scam-y HP printer with the monthly fee and this is more disappointing than every celebrity crypto commercial.

I saw the movie Contact, and the next day I asked my 9th Grade "Religion" teacher some of the questions asked by the movie. He gave me detention.

My first thought was this was a Japanese adaptation of Brooklyn Nine Nine.

I don't think you have to believe that a person is an absolute Nazi to think that a Nazi tattoo is disqualifying for a term in elected office. Because it also speaks to the lack of intelligence and wisdom to GET AND KEEP A NAZI TATTOO.

Why didn't they vote in the Republican primary then? If they wanted to be racist, there's a whole party and two white men there to welcome them, but they chose to vote in the Democratic primary.

Alternate reality.

And I'm saying this is what happens when you fail to convince people to vote. There's plenty of accountability to go around. So fucking do better. And no, "I told you so" doesn't seem to work.

You're living in the alternate timeline of "Things would be better if Kamala was President". That's not helpful. What are you doing now? What are you proposing to do in the future to convince more people to vote?

Okay but if you're finger wagging now about people not getting excited to vote for Kamala you're also living in that alternate timeline and being equally unproductive.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

He answered your question. How is that not adding to the discussion? Why are YOU offended?

As a kid who felt bullied in high school, I think its time we bring some bullying back.

I know. But what does the I stand for?

What does the I stand for?

A SKELATON RIDDIN A SKELATEN HORSE NAD IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT!!! NONE OFTHIS SHIT IS REAL THERE JUST DRAWN LINES ON A MAP LIKE A KID IN A DORM ROOM AND THEY SAY YOU CANT CROSS THE LINE ONTO MY SIDE OF DA ROOM , ITS SO BAD EVEN A "R.A" WILL AGREE AND THERE DUMB AS SHIT, THERE THE GUYS IN THE DORM WHO ARE ALSO STILL STUDENT'S BUT THEY GET PUT IN CHARGE OF DA OTHER STUDENT'S, ITS A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN THAT HAVING A SMALL AMOUNT OF POWER CORRUPTS MOST PEOPLE AND THEY START PUSHIN YOU AROUND, JUST LIKE A REGULAR COP THEY NEVER FIX ANY REAL PROBLEM'S BUT THERE GONNA HASSLE YOU IF THEY DONT LIKE HOW YOU LOOK , NOW IMAGINE A WHOLE ECONOMIC SYSTEM BUILT ON A HIERARCHY OF EXTREMELY PETIT KINGS WITH EXTREMLY SMALL AMOUNT'S OF POWER, A PYRAMID OF CAPITAL BASED ON THE VIBE OF A DRUNK DAD YELLIN AT THERE KID, WHO THEN HAS TO SUBLIMATE THERE PROBLEM BY YELLIN AT THE PERSON BELLOW THEM ON THE PYRAMID, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERYONES SENDIN THEIR MONEY UP DA STEPS SO THEY CAN WATCH STREAMIG VIDEO AND YELL AT STRANGER'S ON LINE, WE MUST DESTROY CAPTALISM, WE MUST DESTROY ALL COMPUTER'S, WE MUST DESTROY DA PORTABLE TELEPHONE, AND ULTIMATELY WE MUST ASK DA QUESTION "WHY HAS EARTH ALLOWED HUMAN'S TO PROSPER WHEN WERE DA WORST OF WHATS ON THE DAMB PLANET" BUT WHO HAS ROOM TO TYPE THAT IN DA ALT TEXT ANY WAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT IF YOUR READIN THIS, ONLY DA REAL HEAD'S KNOW WHATS UP IN THIS SECTION , I THINK I TYPED DA WORDS FROM DA IMAGE AND RUNNING OUT OF ROOM SO SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares

Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

Obviously I think they could have done more but I'm sure if they had strayed from their pre-approved performance NBC would have cut away. But "Holiday" and the fucking song fucking called "American Idiot" are political songs.

Page Six of the New York Post: "The group defied fans' expectations in "Holiday" and "American Idiot" despite their history of using their music to call out President Donald Trump and his policies."

This is a stupid statement.

This did not happen. They didn't sing that part.

Canceled my Post subscription, not so much in “protest” as just like… it doesn’t make financial sense for me to pay the same subscription price for like 1/3 of what I used to enjoy reading. Like Mr. Bezos I am a businessman

What church sponsored his missionary trip? I wonder if they support what's happened since.

Soon, all the films in close proximity to it will also be THE THING. Within the year, all films in the registry will be THE THING.

"Well...I guess....if the Safdies were not allowed to make another movie....I guess that would be fair.....Even though they did make Uncut Gems and Marty Supreme....but yea....fair....I guess."

--This Guy, Essentially

If it's "engineered chaos" then why have the people you killed been ordinary citizens with ties to the community?

Important to point out, that it was taken from the waistband of his pants. At no point was this man a threat to ICE.