Meathead (Rob Reiner) and Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor) looking at each other, probably arguing.
Our central character Tosiek cutting their hair
Brothers David Kaplan (Jesse Eisenberg) and Benji Kaplan (Kieran Culkin) look at each other on a train.
So You Want to Learn About Poland
https://crystalline.blog/posts/so-you-want-to-learn-about-poland
Ditto Melanie with blue mermaid hair, super nerd outfit, and blue shoes stands on a Pokemon Center's couch with her shoes on. Well, the shoes are technically Ditto's skin so I guess not.
Slowpoke asks you “Ohhh. Are we…friends? Maybe?”
Trubbish says “Om nom nom… Mmm… This is some premium garbage, yo! Gotta take my time and really savor it…”
I’m A Ditto and So Can You
https://crystalline.blog/posts/im-a-ditto-and-so-can-you
we're allowed to deadname products and corporations because they ain't got no soul! probably can even show em nude ianal
★ https://melkat.lol/p/c1096bd9/
templates? you must have misheard me. i said i needed ten plates. why would i need templates? make a kickstarter for producing ten plates, then we can talk.
★ https://melkat.lol/p/f68b6134/
February Was a Month
https://crystalline.blog/posts/february-was-a-month
on the left is kiryu kazuma, a man with black short hair wearing a light gray suit, while on the right is pee-wee herman, a man with black short hair wearing a light gray suit.
rip reubens, he would have made a great cast for the westernized Like a Dragon reboot
★ https://melkat.lol/p/20260224/
cat looking down at you
kitty sleeping with a knife
kitty pryde wrapped in a small blanket
Cat Appreciation Post
https://crystalline.blog/posts/cat-appreciation-post
hey look who it is! it's your dad who thinks polymarket is where people buy, sell, and trade polyamorous partners
★ https://melkat.lol/p/6a59e2f7/
moist badass gang around
★ https://melkat.lol/p/0afb2351/
apparently i could make a lot of money developing apps for men who are afraid of numbers. much to think about.
★ https://melkat.lol/p/cccc4831/
Adding Gamja and Chat History to the Ergo Stack in Coolify
★ https://melkat.blog/p/adding-gamja-and-chat-history-to-the-ergo-stack-in-coolify/
wettest gang in town
★ https://melkat.lol/p/a7cd5f92/
them: we can’t do universal basic income because people won’t work anymore
also them: hasn’t worked in years, just has AI do everything for them
also them: lays off entire industries so the people who had jobs no longer can work
★ https://melkat.lol/p/7a2bcddb/
clinging to discord is called "sunken orb fallacy"
★ https://melkat.lol/p/b95b1154/
just know if you call facebook "meta" i do judge you
★ https://melkat.lol/p/aab13c1b/
The cover of Uncanny X-Men 2024 #1, but rotated on it's side for no other reason than I'm silly. The cover features the X-Men logos and the hands of Wolverine, Rogue, Jubilee, and Gambit. Also Nightcrawler's tail.
Oh How I’ve Missed the X-Men
https://crystalline.blog/posts/oh-how-ive-missed-the-x-men
Hosting an IRC Server with Traefik and Coolify
★ https://melkat.blog/p/hosting-an-irc-server-with-traefik-and-coolify/
sometimes i forget to consider that people might be employed. it’s such a rare phenomenon that employment might as well be a fairy tale.
★ https://melkat.lol/p/d117505e/
1password going all in on ai just so they can avoid making a working browser extension
★ https://melkat.lol/p/cb24297d/
A rough looking teddy bear wearing headphones named Patches is turned around in his seat at the security camera monitoring station to say, "My job is pretty sick, I just look at screens all day."
Weekly Tids and Bits
https://crystalline.blog/posts/weekly-tids-and-bits
cowardly cunt
dating app users report men asking for consent by giving women the options "yes" or "remind me later"
★ https://melkat.lol/p/c57a58c4/
A blue crystal glows on a dark background
Crystalline Blog
★ https://melkat.blog/p/crystalline/
Vivianne’s Links - January 23rd 2026
https://crystalline.blog/posts/viviannes-links-january-23rd-2026
Two characters in Hytale set under a shed in white fancy chairs. One wearing a lot of bronze gear, the other has purple hair and an eye patch.
A girl with blue hair and a pink bow wearing dark blue popstar clothes with a pink top, thigh highs, and black buckle shoes with blue bows.
Hytale-ing it out of Minecraft
https://crystalline.blog/posts/hytale-ing-it-out-of-minecraft
just saw the script for season 3 of hijack. it's you and idris elba on a tandem bike and you won't believe what happens next.
★ https://melkat.lol/p/d22c9a52/
A ska themed cat girl teaches Hatsune Miku the ska dance
Hatsune Miku Fun Fact #39
https://crystalline.blog/posts/hatsune-miku-fun-fact-39
you can easily see why riot games was not interested in hytale: they couldn’t figure out how to sexualize women’s bodies in it
★ https://melkat.lol/p/e09eb586/
Three wide-eyed blue slimes challenge you to a fight.
NPC in a building says: "So I've manged to live for another year, have I? I've a lot to thank the Almighty for, it seems."
Two works with silly hands and comically large luscious kissable lips appear with the caption "Some lips appear!"
Four heroes celebrating winning a battle with the caption "The lips are defeated."
The Sense of Community in the Dragon Quest VII Reimagined Demo
https://crystalline.blog/posts/the-sense-of-community-in-the-dragon-quest-vii-reimagined-demo
