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Vern McCandlish

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A #DFIR, #infosec, #dadjokes, #scifi, #books, #rpg, #ttx, #malware, elder #genx, and #gaming nerd. AKA an elder geek. Retired #leo. Retired from #infosec in #OT now too. Kindness first is useful but telling off toxic folks is on my response spectrum too.

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I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 13531 πŸ” 2692 πŸ’¬ 687 πŸ“Œ 137

Okay, so if their father is alive, then when the child is lowering their altitude they are a descendant?

08.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad that Arizona changed their time zone to Pacific last night. That time zone has always made more sense for them.

08.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black text on light pink background: β€œI am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own. Audre Lorde.”

Black text on light pink background: β€œI am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own. Audre Lorde.”

Happy International Women’s Day!

08.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the reason "Breaking Bad" is one of the greatest TV shows of all time is that its central thesis, which feels true, is that there is a monster inside all human beings, and given the chance to come out, it will, indeed, come out.

Anyway, here's an article about a Let the Monster Out Factory.

08.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1601 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Whackamole too I think. Apps are emerging faster than they can be shamed or regulated into death.

08.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is anecdotal, but every time I say I have a bad feeling about something

(See: Elon and companies, alleged grassy knoll ear shots, LLMs, cryptocurrency, Gamergate, project 2025)

And I get tech people yelling at me in the comments,

Within two years I'm proven extremely right.

08.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

"Just after starting on Cars 2, I was told by a superior that I would be uninvited from all weekly art department meetings because Lasseter 'has a hard time controlling himself' around young women... It was clear that the institution was working hard to protect him, at the expense of women like me."

08.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1800 πŸ” 688 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 27

Some people silently process things before they speak.

Some people talk their way through things to process them.

Invariably they will marry the other one.

06.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 12279 πŸ” 7420 πŸ’¬ 293 πŸ“Œ 337

His own God heard this and was like, where is that Mariah Carey meme? I need that right now.

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It implies that we are visitors in someone else’s country.

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 3419 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 12

The use of AI to identify targets (without subsequent specific human confirmation) should be considered a war crime.

And by that I don't mean "we should make a rule" I mean that straightforward application of the existing rules would tell you that it is a war crime.

05.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1996 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 21

The Venn diagram of folks that last year were saying we were over reacting and this year are saying nobody thought something like this could happen is a circle.

05.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNobody thought something like this could happen here.”"

Yes we did.

05.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Was the requestor wearing a good business suit?

05.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally what so many of the "No one's talking on Bluesky" people are actually saying is "I am lost and confused when there's not an algorithm to shove content into my eyeballs with no effort on my part"

05.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1673 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 7

Does FidoNet or CompuServe BB posting count as social media?

Asking for a friend, an old friend.

05.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if i was the head of product for Bluesky, I would prioritize β€œpeople can block the entire Trust & Safety team with a single button” as a P0 bug.

i would also not be emailing random users to complain to them if any accidentally replicated the bug.

04.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

Losing an embassy is only a political disaster if it comes from the Benghazi region of Libya. Otherwise it’s just sparkling property renovations.

03.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, Tillis voted for Noem and these other shitbirds and he owns part of this mess. But for people who still have a shred of a conscience, that's going to make them more invested in righting what's gone wrong. We should all encourage that.

03.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2280 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

Not wading back into yesterday's netiquette seminar, but if I may offer what might be a piece of helpful advice?

If you post something that gets more than five idiotic responses from people who don't follow you, turn off replies except to followers, and turn off quote skeeting.

03.07.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 328 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 34

Reminded me of this: xkcd.com/154/

There is always an @xkcd.com to reference on topic.

03.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber Command disrupted Iranian comms, sensors, top general says U.S. Cyber Command conducted online attacks against Iranian communications systems that the country’s top general said set the stage for the joint bombing campaign with Israel.

U.S. Cyber Command conducted online attacks against Iranian communications that the country’s top general said set the stage for America’s historic joint bombing campaign with Israel.

therecord.media/iran-cyber-u...

02.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Announcer's voice: "We are breaking into our regularly schedule programing here on BootlickerTV to bring you exclusive new content from the floor of the U.S. Senate..."

03.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 12272 πŸ” 2654 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 110
My first science video in 3 years!
My first science video in 3 years! YouTube video by Physics Girl

PHYSICS GIRL IS BACK!!!

youtu.be/B3m3AMRlYfc

03.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Easy way to determine whether someone is a bloodthirsty hack or not is to ask them how Ahmadinejad was a military target

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

I am very prolific with my blocks there and LinkedIn. Here I just mostly mute as an opsec issue since who we block here is publicly searchable.

01.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0