A cartoon of me; short, chubby, grey-haired and bespectacled, wearing green specs and a shiny black catsuit and boots, and holding a larger red sigh which reads: stop! Nu brainwasels past this point:
Kindly check all brainweasels here ↓
We have bought (well, HCP'd) our son a car.
I AM A BADGER ON A BANKNOTE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE
After my measly 30 minute lunch break, I find myself unready for the afternoon at work.
If you want to make music, if you want to produce videos, you can already do that. This is just a shit version of what we already have, with the added bonus that its technology poisons the planet, steals from real artists, enriches fascists, and blows up the occasional school.
Banknotes don't stay in my possession for long enough for me to be bothered by what picture is on them.
Bus is heaving this morning. Freckles has started his trial period for hopefully a new job. And I'm wearing lipstick for the first time in at least five years.
It's an up and down day!
A dog shelter was hit by a drone in Ukraine this morning. Rolda animal rescue ( @rolda.bsky.social ) responded to help with the surviving dogs (13 died, 7 underwent surgery). I donate to Rolda monthly through Patreon but gave extra. Please help by donating or sharing. rescue-team.rolda.org #Dogs 🐶🙏
Anybody going near Lutterworth tomorrow morning?
How has nobody organised a suspicious accident for him yet? Surely he deserves one!
I'm also a fan of 'saucepot' as a descriptor...
Swit swoo! You minx!
My husband is a conspiracy theorist football fan: the refs are against his team, they're all cheats, the grass is the wrong pattern...
A cartoon of little round me, wearing a kick-ass leather catsuit, kicking depression into the distance.
More like this:
A sales banner with the cover for Dead Lake, by Miranda Kate. With the wording, On a landmass borken by man a corrupt network grows, and a witch votes to take it down. The book cover shows a lake with lots of dead trees around it and a glowing yellow swirl of energy, and the background depicts the same, with a brown filter.
Dead Lake is the first book in a thrilling dark paranormal fantasy series. It has:
🧙strong female lead
☣️future dystopia
🔮natural magic
👥a corrupt network
⚡fast pace
Why not take a look?
https://buff.ly/4ftzaKD
💙📚👀📢📚#Books #Fantasy #DarkFantasy
Want me to beat up your brainweasels?
Yeah x
Hug x
I have had a DAY. But I've sorted things out with Freckles, and had my earwax removed at work. So it's not all bad!
I feel this so much.
Youngest can't even get on the books until she's 18.
All the hugs, Lisa.
A very soppy looking Summer the Lurcher.
Sending love and lurcher kisses.
Lol
Sending all the good wishes x
Time to take away his phone, which I paid for. And his laptop, and his tablet. Then see how he talks to his gf till gone midnight every night.
It's obviously a brainweasel day, because this has knocked me off my happy perch, straight into feeling very alone and distressed. Mornings are such a burden. Tomorrow 19yo starts a trial run at a really good job in his field of interest, but coz it starts at 8am, he says he'd rather be unemployed.
And also, my 19-yo (who still isn't getting up) said my tone of voice was 'disrespectful', and that's why he's not getting up.
Fuck this shit.
Turns out that Motörhead's Ace of Spades played top volume...
STILL DOESN'T WAKE MY KIDS UP
