Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊

Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: “I would like some spring, please.”

'They threatened to take us to Birmingham' - Fog diverts flight from Norwich Airport. Picture shows a Ryanair aircraft.

Have these people not suffered enough?

Go-gurt butt was my first thought. It wasn’t pleasant.

Weekend project!!!💕

I got that last one down

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

I bet it’s great for flinging spoonfuls at folks that irritate you.

A bumper sticker on the back of a black Toyota Rav 4 that reads "my other pee pee is a poo poo"

Here's a bumper sticker I saw...

#peepee #poopoo

i played tic tac toe and now my feet are all minty

It’s fine. I mean, it is the weekend. Best time for it.

This is me making mac & cheese EVERY DAMN TIME. It’s been almost half a century since and I never learn.

I am deeply offended that when I use the li’l gif button to search “New York Dolls” the first image is of Twisted Sister.

Unfrosts your flakes

I did not see this coming

Grindr Has Become a Factory Filled With Squids and Chimney Sweeps

Grindr Has Become a Factory Filled With Squids and Chimney Sweeps
9th Jun 2016
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I hear the song now

Unfortunately I’m not at dispatch so I don’t get the details.

I bet she was good with her hands

Don’t apologize! We need to kick off the weekend with something fun

YAAAASSSS! Crack open the barrel o’ lube! It’s finally the weekend!

Someone just called 911 to report a “giant odor”. I fuckin love Fridays.

I am so, so sorry that you’re going through this. You DO NOT deserve to be treated like this. Know that lots of folks behind your screen support you.

Sometimes ya hit the nail on the head

We are all anal extrusive now. Anal retentives have gone extinct.

Marco Rubio dressed as Kristi Noem. Text reads Rubio finds out he has to replace Noem

Marco Rubio dressed formally as the Shah of Iran. Text reads Rubio finding out he needs to be the Shah of Iran in 72 hours.

This shit is why I love the internet. There are so many witty motherfuckers in the world. It renews my faith.

I want this cake for my next birthday

Milk? Beef from a blender?

This is how I feel pretty much all the time now.