Distracted boyfriend meme with Luke Malpass changing his allegiance from "leaning on an office desk with a dark background" Luxon to "leaning on an office desk with a dark background" Willis
Thanks to @foxylustygrover.bsky.social for this idea #nzpol
14.03.2026 05:13
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see if i were target i would have thought about maybe not alienating the customers. but they went a different path
14.03.2026 05:22
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Schools are just great big germ dispensers.
Hopefully all the precautions work in everyone's favour
14.03.2026 16:50
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It will be on your mind. I'm not sure I have any good advice to offer, except try not to fixate on it.
Remind yourself that you're you and that was not you. You'll feel quite a lot better after you pass this milestone
14.03.2026 10:34
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Luxon claiming entitlements include.
52k accomodation allowance
8k labour's clean car subsidy
$8100 rates relief on luxury Waiheke holiday home
$4100 of tax payer funded te reo lessons.
Of course Luxon didn't request a Samoan title , it's totally not in his nature.
#nzpol
14.03.2026 05:42
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βLook thereβs a simple explanation. On my Spotify list it was supposed to be I Wanna Be Sedated and one of my younger staff wrote it down as I Wanna Be Samoa Knightedβ
14.03.2026 05:44
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An amazing advert!
www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...
14.03.2026 05:53
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What's the only thing worse than asking for a Samoan title Luxon could do? Lie and say he didn't ask for it! #NZPol
14.03.2026 05:59
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I get by on two hoursβ sleep a month, Iβve worked in 400 countries, I eat two motivational books a day & I rescued Air NZ single handed. Iβm also incredibly humble so it goes against my nature to ask but I was just wondering, guys would you like to erect a 200 foot statue of me at Auckland Airport?
14.03.2026 06:04
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Yaaass
14.03.2026 09:59
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I just recently passed the same age my mother passed away. It always brings new milestones and feelings
KΔ aroha, PΕneke
14.03.2026 09:55
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How about those Blues/Warriors? I've been a fan since I was a lad yunno
14.03.2026 09:53
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"How did your PM cause an international incident?"
"He asked for another country to give him an award, and then he realised he looked like a twat, so he said he didn't actually ask for the award and that the PM of the other country was lying"
Truly, we are led by a man of greatness #nzpol
14.03.2026 06:15
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Cue Winnie popping up to say, leave the foreign relations to me Luxo. Remember who made you PM
14.03.2026 09:47
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Will it come down as quickly?
14.03.2026 09:44
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Short term discomfort for medium term protection. Good stuff!
Hope it settles down just as quickly
14.03.2026 09:34
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This is fucking disgusting, literally disarmed one of the shooters, was shot at and assaulted by police and bystanders, and he's probably going to be deported solely for his nationality.
but hey they're gonna give the soccer team visas so it's all good.
14.03.2026 06:27
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The Press
A quarter of schools make their own lunches. National-led government cutting about 10% of their funding. #NzPol
www.thepress.co.nz/politics/360...
archive.ph/5yVM9
14.03.2026 06:28
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bsky.app/profile/gwil...
14.03.2026 08:42
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They're orcanising the resistance
14.03.2026 08:30
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Don't go in the water (on your billionaire yacht)
14.03.2026 08:29
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You've got to love a meritocracy where a leader is so mediocre that he even fucks up petulantly demanding awards and honours. #nzpol
14.03.2026 06:38
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Missing Doctor Who Recovered
YouTube video by Film is Fabulous!
This is great, it's so cool when things like this happen
14.03.2026 06:39
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14.03.2026 08:20
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Luxon collects titles.
CEO
Prime minister
Matai
Sir?
#nzpol
14.03.2026 08:13
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14.03.2026 07:02
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Hey, I'm on the official Star Trek instagram account!!
14.03.2026 06:54
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Omg so ewww
14.03.2026 07:01
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Well then welcome to the Streisand effect
14.03.2026 01:49
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I tell people they should mask because you don't want to suddenly be allergic to shit you once enjoyed.
It sucks actually
29.01.2026 03:59
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