Mask Up Comments and Opinions

Distracted boyfriend meme with Luke Malpass changing his allegiance from "leaning on an office desk with a dark background" Luxon to "leaning on an office desk with a dark background" Willis

Thanks to @foxylustygrover.bsky.social for this idea #nzpol

see if i were target i would have thought about maybe not alienating the customers. but they went a different path

Schools are just great big germ dispensers.
Hopefully all the precautions work in everyone's favour

It will be on your mind. I'm not sure I have any good advice to offer, except try not to fixate on it.
Remind yourself that you're you and that was not you. You'll feel quite a lot better after you pass this milestone

Luxon claiming entitlements include.

52k accomodation allowance
8k labour's clean car subsidy
$8100 rates relief on luxury Waiheke holiday home
$4100 of tax payer funded te reo lessons.

Of course Luxon didn't request a Samoan title , it's totally not in his nature.

#nzpol

“Look there’s a simple explanation. On my Spotify list it was supposed to be I Wanna Be Sedated and one of my younger staff wrote it down as I Wanna Be Samoa Knighted”

An amazing advert!

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What's the only thing worse than asking for a Samoan title Luxon could do? Lie and say he didn't ask for it! #NZPol

I get by on two hours’ sleep a month, I’ve worked in 400 countries, I eat two motivational books a day & I rescued Air NZ single handed. I’m also incredibly humble so it goes against my nature to ask but I was just wondering, guys would you like to erect a 200 foot statue of me at Auckland Airport?

Yaaass

I just recently passed the same age my mother passed away. It always brings new milestones and feelings
Kā aroha, Pōneke

How about those Blues/Warriors? I've been a fan since I was a lad yunno

"How did your PM cause an international incident?"
"He asked for another country to give him an award, and then he realised he looked like a twat, so he said he didn't actually ask for the award and that the PM of the other country was lying"

Truly, we are led by a man of greatness #nzpol

Cue Winnie popping up to say, leave the foreign relations to me Luxo. Remember who made you PM

Will it come down as quickly?

Short term discomfort for medium term protection. Good stuff!
Hope it settles down just as quickly

This is fucking disgusting, literally disarmed one of the shooters, was shot at and assaulted by police and bystanders, and he's probably going to be deported solely for his nationality.

but hey they're gonna give the soccer team visas so it's all good.

A quarter of schools make their own lunches. National-led government cutting about 10% of their funding. #NzPol

www.thepress.co.nz/politics/360...

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They're orcanising the resistance

Don't go in the water (on your billionaire yacht)

You've got to love a meritocracy where a leader is so mediocre that he even fucks up petulantly demanding awards and honours. #nzpol

Missing Doctor Who Recovered YouTube video by Film is Fabulous!

This is great, it's so cool when things like this happen

#nzpol 😒

Luxon collects titles.
CEO
Prime minister
Matai
Sir?
#nzpol

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Hey, I'm on the official Star Trek instagram account!!

Omg so ewww

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

I tell people they should mask because you don't want to suddenly be allergic to shit you once enjoyed.

It sucks actually