Stan Belinda Carlisle

The S&P (shit & poop) 500

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

Bush and Cheney killed a million people and Harris called his endorsement an honor. The profiteer architect of a war we all marched against. She was screaming into a megaphone that she and her party had no fixed values and everyone I know *still* voted for her. What more do you want from us.

Love this for Blake Treinen

I dont like the way this video read my entire life like this lol

It's incredibly depressing how bad we're doing as a country and also pretty depressing how the rest of the world just isn't doing anything about us.

Isn't that sweet? I guess so

It's truly a win-win too for these guys because if AI gets the answer right it's a surprise so it's sentient. If it gets it wrong well then it's got a soul and is improvising because of course 2+2=5 is a little joke it's doing.

AI guys love to be like "AI has gained sentience because it does things the developers weren't expecting" which is really funny because that can encompass a lot of things like getting math answers correct which is a genuine surprise when AI gets it right.

I've always wanted the Giants to go after Rockies pitchers like Jon Gray. I hope the Giants go after Chase Dollander in 10 years lol.

This German Marquez reclamation project the Padres are doing is going to be great for them isn't it

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Even early April is pretty rough weather for baseball so adding even more of that just isn't great to me.

I'm very ready for the regular season to start but I also don't think baseball should start in March.

bold words from someone who was also told so by a bunch of people and is notably not president right now as a direct result

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Voting to support the war with Republicans and then going on here and pretending to fight it is some nasty work.

Gotta use every anomaly to fight against labor lol

Pretty wild article to write after one (1) mid-ish level player/contract got popped lol. How many years was this one waiting in the drafts?

You're such a fucking loser lmao

the "may or may not" is really sending me tbh

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

God yes

Hoping this leads to a crazier place than the Padres game.

So we weren't under threat before but since we started a "defensive war" we're now in danger? Yep no questions from me. Makes sense!

The Padres have slowed down considerably and are only up 26-4 in the 8th inning. 30 is still possible!

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

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The Padres are up 20-3 on the Mariners in the 5th inning lmao

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that