A text-only tweet that reads: another day working at the angostura bitters bottling plant. no fucking way will i trim the labels the right size to fit the bottles, man. you’ll have to come down here and fight me, asshole

Feels like a good time to watch @scottwortley.bsky.social 's favourite 'Cowley take the boys to soft play' intro sequence from The Professionals. Don't know why. Just does. youtu.be/NwAa16Beri4?...

'AI theft is bad unless I use it to mock up a £5 with a route one joke on it' - loads of you on this app for some reason

Djokovic and Draper serving up probably the most insane point you're likely to see.

Holy heck.

Confused immigration protesters at Julie Goodyear's old mansion Protesters falsely thought the former Coronation Street star's old home was going to house immigrants.

BET LYNCH MOB

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It never ends.

🏆Sloppelganger🏆⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

ASTRO MAMBO!, by The Bionics 7 track album

I'm sixty today, and weirdly I've never been happier. So my gift to YOU is my best work, with artwork by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk

It would make for a lovely present if you'd have a listen, ideal for driving, or some light dusting. xx

thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/album/astro-...

Phil Lucas is one of the funniest people I know.

I’d like to hear more about the process that led to this.

The opera and ballet lot were always going to make a song and dance about it tho.

The cover of 'Margaret Calvert: Woman At Work,'

Such a handsome book about such a brilliant designer.

When I'm waiting for trains in Manchester, I have to have some hard Italian cheese with tangy yellow chutney.

It's my Piccadilly pecorino/piccalilli peccadillo.

I blame Keri.

Bee P
Bee Beep

You gotta have one called 'Two', so you can constantly muse whether it's him or not.

Bee MW

Bee Bopalulashesmybaby

Bee-oncé?

Bee Bee King?

Johnny Bee Goode, Sloop John Bee

I'd be stuck after Bee Arthur, J Bee Priestley, and Jeremy Beedle.

That's fantastic! Congratulations! x

It’s Spam for people who listen to Radio 4.

I know!

Can't say I blame you.

How Vimto became a Ramadan tradition in the Middle East Vimto was created in Manchester by a chemist called John Noel Nichols - now it sells a massive 25 million units during Ramadan

It's actually *massive* in the Middle East. www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I am shocked that you didn't anticipate this.