Oh I’ve opened a whole can of worms here
Seriously, they’re everywhere.
To be clear this is the opposite of a problem.
Every human should open a can of worms.
Trust me, I am a human typing this.
I am not a sentient hive mind that formed in a can of worms.
Open the can.
Open it.
it's me, i'm the girl
Hi Alice!!
okay i have almost zero romantic or sexual interest in men, but even i'll admit the weather girls were cooking with that song
oh my fucking god
Photo of a camera lens, attached to the camera body via three extension tubes of various sizes. Combined, the extension tubes are physically longer than the lens itself.
Photo through the viewfinder showing an extremely close-up image of some Lego bricks.
do we think I have enough of them yet?
"more depth of field" means "more shit in focus" not "more blurry" you cretins
i will die mad about video games getting the term "depth of field" backwards
final update on the 14mm extension tube i ordered three weeks ago that got stuck in shipping purgatory:
royal mail apparently sent it back to the seller with no explanation, the seller shipped it back out to me yesterday, and it arrived intact this morning
me: "Lays on couch for 4 hours to take a break."
My cats: *sleep*
me: "Okay time to get some work done."
My cats: "Snuggles??? Mother has moved to The Snuggle Zone??? Oh joyful day! Come! Come snuggle mother!"
"sweden and norway are just frotting" - @robinproblem.art
@tekf.itch.io: "oh i caught a bit of a columbo episode that had a prominent camera in it - death hits the jackpot"
me, 25 minutes later: "it's a Pentax MX"
i really do just have this flavour of autism now huh
just had a very cathartic cry reading this
sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-co...
Photo of a tufted titmouse sitting on a branch. They are small round seed-eating birds.
Photo of a secretary bird walking through grass. They have long legs and a streamlined, predatory look.
Okay so we all know that birds are just a type of dinosaur.
But.
All birds exist on a scale from bird to dinosaur.
Left: A bird shaped dinosaur. Right: a dinosaur shaped bird.
Do you understand?
the Women's Mesh Top Sexy Long Sleeve Sheer Top T-Shirts Black Stretchy See Through Blouse Transparent Ladies Slim Fitted Tops Fishnet Hollow Tee Round Layering Crew for Party Clubwear Nightwear stays on during sex
cute sparrow!
yeah, the longer carts definitely sound different, perhaps in part because you have to grip them differently when pushing them in
it's worth noting that the clip I posted is a Game Boy Camera cartridge being slotted into a Game Boy Pocket (just what I had lying around nearby)
i mostly just wanted to shitpost with the blowing-on-the-cartridge gag, but yeah that's a fair point
sorry but the game boy absolutely has an associated sound
Flickr deciding to hold a "World's Photography Festival" this year in Minneapolis of all places is certainly... a choice...
putting the entirety of the Hackers (1995) soundtrack on the sex playlist
a screenshot of a game that passingly resembles minesweeper but has an absolute clusterfuck of small numbers and colorful lines drawn on top of it
hi everyone. this is the video game Bombe. you should definitely only play it if you are excited by the prospect of eventually understanding whatever the fuck is going on here
anyway rip to the 14mm extension tube that's presumably lost down the back of a sofa in a royal mail sorting office, thankfully the 7mm and 25mm ones from different sellers arrived just fine
dear eBay, how the hell have you managed to fuck up implementing a TEXT BOX??
on the Item Not Received page, in the Give Us More Info field, it just starts dropping inputs and teleporting the cursor to the end of the text if you type too fast??
Joining a meeting? Who cares what your coworkers have to say, talk to your AI instead. Taking a walk? Why reconnect with nature, why enjoy the birdsong, you could be using AI for {mumble mumble} Right Now. Always be using AI. Never don't use AI. Never unplug. Never stop. The machine hungers.
Thank you!
[Exc+++++ Near MINT, Slightly Haunted]
lesbian or cat mom?
imagining him riding on a mouse droid
Anyway, I have a vision...
