If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Traitorstown bonus episode
Itβs actually been The University of Nebraska at Void since 1978
make Christmastown a video podcast and Iβll be on the phone with NBC every day
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like βratingsβ or βrevenue.β it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
whatβs so remarkable about it
Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β pen ink freezes β by headlamp.
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
They said "free speech" and "academic freedom" but never believed in either and now in texas you need a permission slip to mention race in class and they're fine with it. Might not have worked if people with large platforms weren't furious about marginal increases of black people in their offices
An article about the "Word of the day" being kafkaesque but they used an AI generated image of the word on a blackboard and it's spelled obviously wrong
Word of the day: kafkaesliue
ok lol I love Zen (after TBC dumped Arc) but it's crazy how different installs of Zen seem to look totally different
sorry what browser is this?
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Most people don't realize how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing
hey, quick question: whatβs it gonna take
everything is an upper body movement if you don't believe in leg day
friends the moment to lib out is now
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but itβs also the only thing that really matters
DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
Nebraskans love their rugged individualism
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] α΄΅βα΅ βΏα΅α΅ α΅ α΅αΆ¦Κ³α΅αΆΛ‘α΅ Κ·α΅Κ³α΅α΅Κ³ α΄΅βα΅ α΅ Κ²α΅βΏαΆ¦α΅α΅Κ³
Itβs the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
say more π
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingβ
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiβ
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
look, you can play it however you want, Iβm not your dad, but naturally occurring caffeine is the best extant proof of a God who loves us
Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department.
One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.
When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
Theyβre coming out with grinders at a pace that makes me think nobody could *possibly* be buying all these grinders. Option-O has released like four new grinders in 2025 alone!!
I donβt know about the whole menu but my wife and I are bringing a dozen ramekins of corn crΓ¨me brΓ»lΓ©e to Thanksgiving as side dishes. And key lime pie
