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@maxschwartz

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Computer: Tea; iced; from Panera; that kills you. Authorization code Picard-Gamma-Seven.

08.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

This guy said yeag

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If he got Lu Dort or Alex Caruso's whistle he'd be a two time DPOY

06.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is incredibly annoying that "Finch Timberwolves teams flip the switch at the All Star break" is a real thing. I hate all the people who say that we don't have to pay attention until January and I hate them even more for being right!!!

06.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

He must have the lowest impact on winning of any top 20 player

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever, I'm still sick of Julius

06.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a floral shirt is looking through his glasses . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a floral shirt is looking through his glasses .
01.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy needs to take 2 weeks off to get his mentality right. Worked incredibly last year

01.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charles Barkley in a GLP-1 ad with Sleigh Bells' "True Shred Guitars" as the soundtrack? Millennial cultural hegemony is here

01.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see a lot of daylight between Sam's claim that their redlines are already "reflected in law and policy" and the DoD's "all lawful use" demand though - do you?

28.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's technically John Ball's words not Tyler's, but I would never miss a chance to point out that "When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then the gentleman?" is incredible bars

28.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

27.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 5239 πŸ” 1120 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 176

I know this makes me the boomeriest boomer but I'm really excited to have his leadership back. Can't have Rudy being the only player preaching defensive accountability

27.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CATAN teams up with the Timberwolves We are thrilled to announce our sponsorship of the Minnesota Timberwolves for the 2026 NBA season!

Catan is an official sponsor on the Timberwolves and I've never seen one of our players carrying any game merch: www.catan.com/catan-fans/n...

26.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
23.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Naz is really letting Finch lean into his worst impulses

23.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually proud of the Wolves for winning that. Most of January that comeback equals a Mavs win. Let go of the rope but Naz and Ant manage to grab it back

21.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Less cool when he gets 15 minutes off the bench and Connelly has to physically restrain Finch from putting him on the court in crunch time

21.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a leopard print on his face and the words oooooh yes ALT: a man with a leopard print on his face and the words oooooh yes
20.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take me out to the holosuite -> chrysalis -> treachery, faith, and the great river is a three episode run that really shows why Trek needs 23 episode seasons

20.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text from fake β€œQuinn”

Text from fake β€œQuinn”

There’s someone impersonating Minnesota Wild player Quinn Hughes and texting journalists at the Games for drinks, dates, etc.

18.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Kid Rock really looks like a slightly coked out Tim Heidecker, huh?

18.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, according to that graphic, Thad's in some pretty elite company!

18.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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While I love Ant, this is giving:

18.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna stink when he gets suspended for the test of the season tomorrow

16.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good God could you imagine the first time Cheryl got into Ant's chest about poor effort on defense? I'd renew my tickets just to get a downloadable clip of that

08.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No I think we're rooting against ownership in this case

08.02.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NAW is going for 40 against these jokers tomorrow night

08.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0